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WRAP YER WEASEL, SON by Clitoris Rex
posted March 19, 2007 under Humorous, Short stories
Tags: Clitoris Rex, funny  

Ask anybody out here, they will tell you that I bring in money. Steadily. Godzilla could be wrecking shop around here stepping on buildings and shit, and I’d have him hitting me up for trim and blow on a Saturday night. I work. This is what I do. (more…)

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UNTITLED by Clitoris Rex
posted under Short stories
Tags: Clitoris Rex, contest winner, drugs, guns  

–It was never clear where or how these patrons ended up going. The “how” was eventually taken care of first by a busboy, then a cop, then a coroner, then a bunch of people in green scrubs saying, “what the fuck?” quickly before they had their throats ripped out. (more…)

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