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		<title>AMONGST THE DEAD: BUMP IN THE ROAD by David Bernstein</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It took some time, driving along the back  roads and looking for a way onto the highway. The leaves were beginning to fill  in along the branches of the trees&#8211;the greenery a welcoming symbol of life  amongst all the human death. The Earth, with its most dominant species on the  brink [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It took some time, driving along the back  roads and looking for a way onto the highway. The leaves were beginning to fill  in along the branches of the trees&#8211;the greenery a welcoming symbol of life  amongst all the human death. The Earth, with its most dominant species on the  brink of extinction, was still showing that it was alive.</p>
<p>Riley smiled as the flora flew by, a blur  of green and gray. Why were humans the only living thing affected by the plague  or whatever it was that was causing the dead to rise up? <span id="more-535"></span></p>
<p>Riley was more at ease than she’d been in  some time, guessing the gentle ride and having Jack at her side had something  to do with it. It was cool out, but she kept the window down, allowing her hand  to sail up and down like the wing of a plane; the rush of air exhilarating.</p>
<p>The car slowed as it approached the  entranceway to Route 17. Jack stopped the car, but left it running. “You’re  going to be a second pair of eyes and the main gunner should we run into any  hostiles. It’s obvious you can shoot, but firing from a moving vehicle is  completely different. You’ll need to aim of course, but set your sights  slightly ahead of the target, almost anticipating it.”</p>
<p>“Okay,” was all Riley could say. She’d  never shot from a moving vehicle and only practice would help her become  proficient at it.</p>
<p>“Get ready to shoot. Practice on objects in  the distance like road signs. I hate wasting ammo, but it’s important to learn  to shoot while on the move. In this world shooting and survival are equivalent  to learning the A, B, C’s. Jack hit the gas. The car lurched forward and they  sped onto the highway; the speedometer reaching sixty miles per hour, Jack  maintaining that speed. “Okay, unbuckle the seatbelt and start shooting at any  signs you see.”</p>
<p>A good two-mile stretch of asphalt lay  ahead as the car sped along. Making sure the passenger door was locked, Riley  leaned out of the window, eyeing a yellow road sign in the distance. The wind  was fierce causing her eyes to tear and the weapon to jostle. She tightened her  grip.</p>
<p>“They’ll most likely be firing at us too,”  Jack yelled.</p>
<p>Riley squeezed the trigger. The gun’s loud  crack erupted, but was quickly left behind.</p>
<p>“Keep firing. Steady shots.”</p>
<p>Riley had missed badly the first few times,  seeing the dirt splash up alongside the road nowhere near the sign. After a  dozen tries she caught on, quickly getting a feel for the new experience and  was able to puncture holes through the metal signs.</p>
<p>“You sure you’ve never . . .” Jack was  about to ask. “Damn!”</p>
<p>A black SUV came around a bend up ahead,  barely sideswiping the car. Jack swerved, reaching out a hand to grab Riley and  yank her back inside the vehicle.</p>
<p>“What’s going on?” Riley said. “What’s that  vehicle . . . ”</p>
<p>“They found us,” Jack said.</p>
<p>“The army men? Ben’s brother?”</p>
<p>“Yeah. They must have been on their way  back to base, having given up on us. Damn, if we’d only stayed off the road a  little longer.”</p>
<p>Riley spun around in her seat, looking out  of the rear window. The SUV had turned around and was in pursuit of them. She  turned to Jack. “What do you want me to do?” The back window exploded as  bullets struck it. Riley screamed, ducking low.</p>
<p>“Stay down,” Jack hollered.</p>
<p>“No,” she told him, already reloading with  a new clip.</p>
<p>“All right, but don’t bother shooting back  until we get around this bend. Put the Kevlar vest over the seat and use it as  a shield.”</p>
<p>Riley reached into the backseat and grabbed  the vest, draping it over her seat before grabbing a bag of clips, and setting  them on the floor at her feet. Now she was somewhat protected&#8211;the headrest the  only piece poking through the neck slot. “What about you?”</p>
<p>“I’ll be fine. You’re the gunner, just stay  alive and take them out.”</p>
<p>The highway was windy for a bit; the men in  the SUV firing wildly and missing. “I know this road,” Jack said.  “There’s a straight stretch coming up. Get  ready. Aim for the truck’s grill.”</p>
<p>“I can’t believe they traveled so far to  find us.”</p>
<p>“That’s not an official vehicle. That’s  Deak’s personal vehicle. He’s on his own with a few buddies. He wants the  person dead for killing his brother and when he saw me driving I became a  deserter. He wants me as dead as you.”</p>
<p>As the car came around the last bend, a  long stretch of highway lay ahead. “Get ready to fire before they do!”</p>
<p>Riley aimed her rifle at the SUV and pulled  the trigger. The .30-30’s report was three times as loud inside the small  confines of the car. Riley emptied the clip&#8211;the SUV still approaching as if  she’d fired plastic bullets.</p>
<p>“I hit that thing square in the grill,”  Riley reported.</p>
<p>“Damn, must be armor-plated in the front.”</p>
<p>The headrest exploded in front of Riley’s  face. Jack began swerving the vehicle, no longer as easy a target. Riley not  ready for the maneuver banged into the door. Dull thuds, like balls of hail,  sounded from the car’s trunk as it was riddled with bullets. The radio in the  dash exploded, sparks flying out like a sparkler on July Fourth. Riley steadied  herself and popped in another clip.</p>
<p>“You’re going to have to shoot their  windshield and hope it’s not bullet proof.” Jack continued to swerve the car,  the tires screeching angrily. Riley gripped her seat, fingers white, to keep  from tumbling about like a rag doll. “When I straighten out, blow the hell out  of that windshield.”</p>
<p>Jack finally held the steering wheel still,  the car straightening out. Riley, using the back of her seat, readied her aim  and fired upon the approaching SUV. Four bullets harmlessly bounced off the  windshield directly in front of the driver.</p>
<p>“No  good,” she told Jack.</p>
<p>“Okay, there’s another bend up ahead. We  just have to make it to that and buy us a few moments.”</p>
<p>Riley didn’t want to wait. A man popped up  out of what she guessed was the SUV’s sunroof. He had what looked to be a dark olive  colored tube of some kind. It was on his shoulder. “Jack,” Riley screamed. He  glanced up at the rearview mirror.</p>
<p>“Riley, you’ve got to take him out. He’s  got a rocket launcher. We won’t survive if he hits us.”</p>
<p>She began firing, nerves taking hold, her  shots missing. The wind seemed to be hampering the man holding the rocket  launcher, but he finally managed to hold it straight. Riley exhaled, letting  out her breath slowly. A rushed shot was a missed shot. She couldn’t worry  about the man with the rocket launcher. If she took care at her end, all would  be well. Steadying herself, she pulled the trigger, willing the bullet to its  target.</p>
<p>The man holding the rocket launcher was hit  in the right shoulder, causing the weapon to point downward a second before it  was fired. At the same time Riley saw a man’s arm holding a small machine gun  from the passenger window. Yellow flashes of light burst from the weapon’s  barrel. She felt the bullets whiz by her head, while others hammered into the  Kevlar vest. A stream of gray smoke erupted from the rocket launcher, sending  the missile into the road in front of the SUV. The road exploded into a plume  of orange flame and smoke as debris flew into the air. The driver tried  swerving around the small crater, but the left wheel caught sending the vehicle  flipping end over end at eighty-miles per hour.</p>
<p>Riley watched as the hunk of metal rolled,  tumbling down the highway; pieces of SUV scattering about and flying in all  directions, landing alongside the road. She cheered, pumped her fist and turned  to sit back down when she noticed the grim look on Jack’s face. He was driving  with one hand and grimacing. “What’s wrong?”</p>
<p>“Nothing,” he said, sounding out of breath.  He started coughing; flecks of blood dotting the windshield and steering wheel.</p>
<p>The car began to slow as Jack’s coughing  grew worse, pulling the car to the side of the road.</p>
<p>“Sorry kid,” he said, blood covering his  lips and chin as it oozed from his mouth like an underground spring.</p>
<p>“Were . . .” she took a deep breath . . .  “were you . . . shot?” She already knew the answer, but the words came out  anyway. Jack making it official.</p>
<p>“Seems they got me good, but at least . . .  you got . . . them.” He forced a smile revealing blood stained teeth. “I’m going  to get out now. It will be hard . . . for you to . . . drive if I’m in the  seat.” He started laughing before the chuckle became a gargle of blood and  phlegm.</p>
<p>“No,” Riley said, grabbing his arm. “You’ll  be fine.”</p>
<p>Jack smiled after clearing his throat. “No  kid. I won’t.” He opened the door, placed a foot on the pavement and went to  get out, but tumbled to the ground.</p>
<p>Riley’s eyes widened as her mouth hung open  at what she saw. Blood glistened on the back of the driver’s seat, pooling on  the cushion like spilled strawberry syrup.</p>
<p>She opened her door, jumped out and ran  around the car to where Jack lay face down. She saw the bullet hole in his  jacket&#8211;crimson fluid leaking from it. He’d been shot between the shoulder  blades&#8211;almost centered.</p>
<p>“Jack,” she whispered, tears forming,  vision going blurry. She bent down, placing two fingers on his carotid. She  felt nothing. No thump. He was dead.</p>
<p>She stood up, the world seeming to spin out  of control. She’d only known Jack a few days, but she’d grown to love him in  that short time. The air around her was still save the car’s gentle idle.  Another person&#8211;taken from her. She should’ve broken down, cried hysterically,  but instead she felt a growing kernel of heat within her gut. She was beyond  angry, her insides fuming with rage. This wasn’t circumstance; this was the  doings of evil men. It was the army men’s fault Jack was dead&#8211;that Riley was  left alone again. The small kernel of heat now spread throughout her body as if  she was radioactive.</p>
<p>Feeling numb, dead inside except for utter  hatred, Riley pulled Jack’s sidearm from his holster, pointed it at his temple  and fired. Jack’s head jumped, but whether it was an automated defense  mechanism or Riley aware on some level, she’d managed to shut her eyes upon firing,  not wanting the image of destroying her friend’s remains stuck in her mind. The  act would be enough to bring nightmares. She didn’t need to see the gore.</p>
<p>Riley turned away, opening her eyes.  Leaning into the car, she turned the ignition off and withdrew the car key  stuffing it into her pocket. There was no point in wasting gas or leaving a  vehicle with a car key that could be used to come after her. She’d never  learned how to drive, the car useless to her.</p>
<p>She would hike the rest of the way to Poughkeepsie,  no matter how long it took. Going back to the cabin was too dangerous&#8211;if there  still was a cabin to go back to.</p>
<p>Riley was ripped from her thoughts by a  scream. It came from behind her, beyond the bend in the road where the SUV  flipped. Her eyes became slits, her teeth grinding together, jaw muscles  defined.</p>
<p>Walking around the car to the passenger’s  side, she reached inside, grabbed her rifle, a couple of ammo clips and began  marching back up the road.</p>
<p>Within a few minutes she came upon the  wreck. The black SUV rested partially on its roof and front end, slanted  against the pavement. Steam hissed from the crumpled hood as fluids leaked onto  the ground. The windshield had multiple cracks, lightning-like throughout, and  was splattered with shiny redness.</p>
<p>Riley approached cautiously, tiptoeing  around to the driver’s side. A man lay broken in the driver’s seat, appendages  twisted at unnatural angles like a discarded marionette. His body was jerking  as if something was tugging at it. His eyelids flung open; Riley jumping back,  barely containing herself. She raised her weapon.</p>
<p>“Please . . .” the man groaned. “Kill me.”  His face was caked in blood and he spoke as if he’d just come from a visit to  the dentist.</p>
<p>“Are you Deak?” she asked, coldly.</p>
<p>“Please,” the man gurgled.”</p>
<p>“Is your name Deak?” Riley repeated, her  tone demanding.</p>
<p>“Yes. Please shoot me.”</p>
<p>Riley was delighted to oblige, but saw  movement from the passenger seat. Bending lower, she saw another man in the  car. His left arm was missing, severed above the elbow, and half his face was  gone&#8211;jaw bone and eye-socket revealed. Now Riley understood why Deak’s body  was jerking. His undead companion&#8211;fellow murderer&#8211;was grabbing and tearing  pieces of his flesh, eating him. The man had turned undead quickly, having only  died minutes ago. The undead passenger’s face disappeared into Deak’s side.  Riley could hear moist chewing sounds as flesh was ripped away.</p>
<p>“Please . . .” the driver begged again.</p>
<p>It wasn’t proper to leave zombies alive; to  be able to wander and infect others, but the man was getting his due. Riley  could only hope he lived long enough to suffer greatly, hoping his friend was  trapped somewhere in the undead thing’s body, horrified at eating his buddy.</p>
<p>Riley walked toward the rear of the truck,  opening the hatch. Another zombie, the man who had been wielding the rocket  launcher, lay inside. The thing sprung at her, its body not in too bad a  condition.</p>
<p>Riley, caught off guard, stumbled backward;  her gun going off. The zombie crawled out. She saw that it wasn’t in as great a  condition as she’d thought. Its head was partially caved in and a large buck  knife was protruding from its neck. The man must’ve fallen onto it when the  truck crashed. It appeared like the guy had just missed dying properly; if only  the blade had gone into his head.</p>
<p>With the zombie standing over her, looking  down with vacant but horrifying eyes, Riley righted herself pointing the rifle  up and blew the thing’s brains out of the back of its head. She rolled left and  out of the way as the lifeless corpse tumbled to the ground.</p>
<p>She checked the rest of the vehicle finding  no more surprises except for a small arsenal of weapons and ammo. She had her  rifle and plenty of ammo, leaving the machine guns. She grabbed two identical  handguns&#8211;Sig Sauers&#8211;four boxes of ammo, and a first aid kit. She also found  four grenades, pocketing them as well.</p>
<p>Heading past the man in the driver’s seat  on her way back to the car, she saw that he was still very much alive. Not  wanting to become a monster, needing to hold onto what little compassion she  still had for humans, Riley pulled a book of matches from her pocket. Not  wanting to waste a single match, but needing to, she ignited it and tossed it  to the gasoline flooded ground. The area around the SUV roared into flames, the  truck catching fire quickly. The man inside the SUV began screaming as Riley  hurried away. A few minutes later the truck exploded. Riley never looked back.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[The flowers looked  hungry.  The blossoms turned their  stem-necks towards the family as they walked by.  Filaments rippled and gnashed together like  teeth as ovules vibrated with pangs of starvation.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The flowers looked  hungry.  The blossoms turned their  stem-necks towards the family as they walked by.  Filaments rippled and gnashed together like  teeth as ovules vibrated with pangs of starvation.</p>
<p>A red grevillea  reached toward Brie.  Straining at its  roots, tiny red petals, barbed at the end, reached out for flesh.  Grandma brought down her machete chopping the  head off the flower.  It fell to the  ground with a tiny squeal and rolled down an embankment into a swarming mass of  tangled weeds.<span id="more-526"></span></p>
<p>Brie clutched her  face in her hands and screamed.</p>
<p>“Don’t be such a  sissy!” scolded Grandma as she was pushed along in her wheelchair by her son,  Edward.  Grandma cackled, her sizeable  bosoms heaved up and down causing her necklace made of tiny bones to rattle.</p>
<p>“She’s fine, Ma.”</p>
<p>“Only if she’s  gonna be a sissy. I’m raisin’ this one to make it in this world.  She can’t be screamin’ at every goddamn bush,  tree or flower that tries to eat her, Edward.”</p>
<p>“Giver her time,  Ma.  Brie will be fine, won’t you punkin?”  Brie’s father ran his hand through her hair  and smiled.  Brie just stared into the  angry swarm of crusty, brown weeds as they tore the red grevillea’s head into  tiny pieces and devoured it.</p>
<p>“She’s only ten.”</p>
<p>“I’d like her to  make ten more.”</p>
<p>Grandma crossed  her arms and Edward wheeled her down the road as Brie followed close behind.  The sun started to drop, rippling the horizon  with waves of reds and pinks.  The wind  whipped through a group of maple trees up ahead causing their branches to sway  and groan like tired old men.  A small  finch, with a crimson head, riding the current flew past one of the maples and  a thin, brown limb whipped out like a frogs tongue, snatching the bird and  stuffing it inside a hole in its trunk.   A few of the finch’s red feathers floated aimlessly in the air above the  treetop.</p>
<p>“It’s getting  dark,” Edward said.  “We need to hole up.”</p>
<p>Grandma pointed  her machete toward a long, winding driveway that disappeared behind several  large clusters of trees whose trunks were cracked and weeping sap in thin,  hardened streaks.  “Let’s follow the  driveway and see what’s there.  The  Cookers won’t look for us there.  They’d  be too damn scared of those hungry lookin’ trees.”</p>
<p>Edward handed Brie  his machete.  His had the leather grip,  Grandma’s had the rusted handle.  “Take  this.  You might need to hack some  branches off if they reach for us.”  Brie  shook her head ‘no’.  Grandma let out an  exaggerated sigh.</p>
<p>“Get on my back  then, while I push Grandma up the driveway.   She can handle any branches that get too grabby.”</p>
<p>“Damn straight I  can”, Grandma said as she grabbed the other machete.</p>
<p>Brie climbed up on  her father’s back and<strong> </strong>clung tightly  to his neck.   He took a deep breath then shouted, “Here we  go!”</p>
<p>Edward ran as fast  as he could.  Brie closed her eyes tight  and Grandma held a machete in each hand ready to strike, her eyes darting back  and forth looking for danger.  The trees  that lined the driveway were old and hungry.   When the aged branches tried to reach for them most just snapped off and  fell to the ground.  At the end of the  driveway was a small trailer home.  The wind  howled as the sun slipped beneath the horizon.</p>
<p>“We don’t have  much time, let’s hope we get in with no problem,” Edward said as he pried  Brie’s fingers from around his neck and lowered her to the ground.</p>
<p>Edward turned the  doorknob and it fell off and hit the ground with a clang.  Off in the distance they could hear the  growling and cat-like hissing of the Cookers.   Edward took his machete from Grandma and stepped inside.</p>
<p>The small home was  cold and dark.  All the furniture was overturned;  a green fabric couch was on its back, the matching loveseat upside-down and a  round kitchen table stood on its end.</p>
<p>“Looks like a  goddamn tornado hit this place,” chuckled Grandma.</p>
<p>“Anyone here?”  Edward asked the darkness.</p>
<p>The only reply was  the distant cries of the Cookers.</p>
<p>They all stepped  inside and Edward wedged the couch and loveseat against the door.  The two front windows were boarded up with  plywood.</p>
<p>“We’ll wait here  until morning,” Edward said as he took the green backpack that hung from the  wheelchair and handed each of them a flashlight.  “Remember, try to shine it in their face if  they get in, that hurts them the most.”</p>
<p>The Cookers ruled  at night.  Beneath the tatters of a world  left behind was translucent skin that covered a pulsating heart, which no longer  remembered.  A thin, mucousy layer of  epidermis sat like jelly over the Cookers’ thin frames.  A criss-cross highway of blood vessels could  be seen churning black blood that fed their stringy, grey muscle.   The tips of bone not covered by frayed  connective tissue were dull and pale.  A  blooming web of thin, black nerve endings connected everything together.</p>
<p>The beta radiation  bombs, or ‘Tritium Bloomers’ as they were called, had perverted the form of  every human exposed to its blast, turning man inside out.  The bombs also ramped up their metabolism so  high it emitted high levels of heat that could boil people in their own juices;  hence this version of man became known as Cookers.  They had to constantly eat to fulfill their  high-energy needs or risk being reduced to a smoldering pile of grey ash.</p>
<p>Mother nature  found herself unexpectedly affected as well when the Bloomers fell.  Plants turned into starving tangles of vine  and blossomed with voracious appetites for flesh and other plants alike.  Plants could still feed on sunlight; however,  light of any kind burned the Cookers and could easily be harnessed as a  weapon.  The network of black, filament  nerves beneath their lucid skin would ignite, like millions of tiny fuses  causing protoplasm to sizzle and burst upon exposure.</p>
<p>Some Cookers tried  to fashion body suits to protect them from light but the heat they gave off was  too intense and would accumulate beneath the protective layers.  They would eventually have to tear their  clothes from their bodies screaming as steamed flesh hung loosely from their  bodies.</p>
<p>Edward, Brie, and  Grandma sat huddled in the living room of the trailer home clutching their  flashlights.</p>
<p>Brie put her head  on a couch cushion and lay on the floor.   “Why can’t they just eat the plants?   We get sick from the plants but they don’t.”</p>
<p>Edward rolled his  flashlight between both hands.  “They eat  whatever they can. Whatever provides the most calories.  Also, the plants fight back now.”</p>
<p>“Whatever tastes  the best”, Grandma chimed in, “ and that’s us.   Plus I think they’ve cooked their goddamn brains to mush in their  skulls.”  Grandma paused then grunted, “Brain  stew.”</p>
<p>Outside they heard  shrieking and the rustling of branches.   There was a series of dry snaps then a loud squishing sound like someone  dropped a watermelon from the roof.</p>
<p>Brie closed her  eyes tight and tried to remember what is was like before the bombs went  off.  Her thoughts were a blank canvas,  empty save for a splash of sky blue.</p>
<p>They could hear  the breaking of branches outside.   Grandma grabbed her machete, “They’re commin’.”</p>
<p>They heard the  moaning and whispers of the approaching Cookers.  Brie buried her head in a couch cushion and  whimpered.  Edward held his flashlight in  one hand and blade in the other.  Grandma  just smiled and whispered, “I’ll be addin’ to my necklace before this night is  through.”</p>
<p>The door shook as  it was pressed upon but didn’t budge, then came banging on the boarded  windows.  Raspy voices garbled by singed  vocal cords howled for food.  The door  shook more violently now and Edward pressed his weight against the furniture  that kept the door closed.</p>
<p>The Cookers  charged against the walls of the house and their heat began to filter into the  room.  The nails holding the boards on  the windows began to squeak as they loosened.   Edward struggled to keep the door shut as sweat dripped down his face,  stinging his eyes and blurring his vision.   Brie’s collar was soaked from the rising temperature and small droplets  of sweat rolled down her back.  The  stagnant air pressed in on her and she struggled to breathe.  Grandma scanned the room.  Her eyes, dull with cataracts, moved back and  forth with a calm urgency.</p>
<p>The whole room  started to vibrate, heat rippled in waves, and the boards on the windows became  loose, letting fresh darkness pour in.   Clear fingers poked through, like searching worms, and started to pull  at the plywood.</p>
<p>Grandma looked at  the hole in the front door where the doorknob used to be and saw an eye peering  in.  It stared at her suspended in the  darkness, a clear orb of jelly with a thick red optic nerve tethered to a  floating green iris.  “Gotcha,” she said  and clicked on her flashlight.</p>
<p>The beam of light  struck the eye and the monster let loose a horrible scream that shook the front  door and rattled Edward’s teeth.    Suddenly there was a chorus of shrieks and pounding fists.  The boards over the windows splintered and  cracked apart, and fists randomly broke through the walls all around them.  Wood and flakes of paint rained down from the  ceiling.</p>
<p>Edward left his  position guarding the front door and began to hack off the arms that were  reaching inside the windows.  Grandma  wielded her flashlight like a laser gun, punishing any Cooker flesh that came  into view.  They heard footsteps on the  ceiling.  Brie hyperventilated and passed  out in the rising heat.  His hands slick  with sweat, Edward nearly lost his grip on his machete.</p>
<p>Grandma reached  down and picked up Brie’s flashlight and fought with double-barreled fury.  More dust and plaster fell from the ceiling;  suspended by humidity they drifted like fat snowflakes.</p>
<p>The front door  burst open revealing a swarm of Cookers.   “What do you suggest, ma?”</p>
<p>“I suggest we keep  kicking their ass, Eddie!  Take my  machete.”</p>
<p>Edward wielded  both blades chopping off translucent body parts.  An arm burst through the wall behind him and  grabbed him around his neck.  The grip  was hot and wet and pulled him tight against the wall.  He dropped both blades and tried to pry the  limb from around his throat.  Rancid heat  rose up his nose and he quickly lost his breath.  He was suffocating.  His vision dimmed, the black around him  growing impossibly darker, when two light beams shinned in his face and hit the  arm that was choking him.  The Cooker  recoiled in pain and Edward fell to his knees gasping, a red burn mark around  his neck.</p>
<p>Leaping over the  heap of simmering bodies that lay piled in the front door was a Cooker holding a  hammer.  It wore the black scars of  burning across his body in criss-crossing patterns and his face bore the  grimace of war.  Its lips were curled  back to reveal obsidian teeth and the flesh from one check hung loosely in  opaque sheets revealing bone that glinted like ice.</p>
<p>Edward could only  watch in slow-motion horror as the monster approached Grandma, her back turned  to the hammer aimed at her skull.</p>
<p>His neck throbbed  and he tried to yell but no sound came out.   Grandma read Edwards eyes and turned around as the hammer  descended.  It whistled past her ear and  struck the arm or her wheelchair tearing off a piece of the cushion.  She shined the flashlights over her shoulder  at her attacker but the Cooker leapt over her and pounced on Edward who had  recovered his blade.</p>
<p>Edward drove his  machete into the monsters gut letting loose a gush of fetid steam.  The Cooker growled and raised the hammer  again but Grandma brought the beams from both flashlights to its head scorching  its skull in a cloud of black ash.  The scalding  grey body fell over, the hammer still held tightly in its fist.</p>
<p>The attack was  over.</p>
<p>Edward and his  mother waited in the dark, catching their breath.</p>
<p>“Damn, ma.  That was close.”</p>
<p>“That was one  tough hombre.  It was nuthin’ though, you  should have seen when they got Grandpa.”</p>
<p>They placed Brie  on the old, green couch.  Grandma bit her  lower lip.  “She ain’t going to make it,  son.”</p>
<p>“She’ll come  around.”</p>
<p>They stayed awake until the sun came up.   Bright rays poured through all the newly  made holes in the house making a jagged series of intersecting sunbeams.  Finally feeling safe they fell asleep.  An hour or two later Brie woke up rubbing her  head.</p>
<p>“Dad, wake up.”</p>
<p>Edward opened his  eyes and smiled at the sight of his daughter.   “You O.K.?”</p>
<p>“Fine.”</p>
<p>Hearing voices,  Grandma awakened. “We could have used your help last night.”</p>
<p>Brie looked around  at the piles of severed arms and legs and heads.  “I’m sorry.”</p>
<p>Edward stood up, his knees  snapping.  “I’m hungry, let’s start a  fire.”</p>
<p>When burning irradiated wood  the flames always started out as low green, then flickered to red, until it  glowed a warm shade of yellow.  The fire  often sputtered as the thin rings of fat that were stored inside sizzled  away.  The surrounding trees moaned in  protest and rustled their leaves in anger at the roasting of their  comrade.  Edward placed a small frying  pan over the spitting yellow flame then dropped a handful of meat strips on  it.</p>
<p>“What are we  eating today, Dad?”</p>
<p>“I caught a rabbit  after you passed out last night.”</p>
<p>Grandma chuckled as she  threaded some small ring shaped bones onto her necklace.</p>
<p>“We’re not eating  those <span style="text-decoration: underline;">things</span> are we?”</p>
<p>“You know we  can’t, Brie.  We’d get sick.”</p>
<p>“I miss  vegetables.”</p>
<p>“I never thought I’d hear you  say that!”</p>
<p>Brie smiled and  her stomach growled as the small strips of meat sizzled in its own fat.  “I can’t wait to grow some veggies when we  get out west.”</p>
<p>Once she finished  adding to her necklace Grandma tied it around her neck, “It will be nice to eat  something that doesn’t try to eat you back for once.  Vegetables that aren’t nuked?  I’ll believe it when I see it.”</p>
<p>After they  finished the scraps of meat they made their way back to the road and continued  moving west.  Off to the side of the  street was a pile of bones protruding from a thatch of rose bushes.  The bones were still slick, their meat picked  clean by the plants hungry thorns, a few strands of gristle still hanging from  the leaves and flapping in the slight breeze.   Brie turned her head in disgust and Grandma sighed once more in  disappointment.</p>
<p>Further up the  road they saw a Cooker chained on the hot tar road writhing in agony.</p>
<p>“Can we go around  him?” Brie asked.</p>
<p>Edward scanned the  road.  Tall yellow weeds swayed back and  forth on each side.   Their spiny leaves  rustled as thin, hollow stalks rumbled with hunger.  “Stay with your Grandmother.”</p>
<p>Edward walked  closer to the writhing figure.  Its  muscles were gray and emaciated and its clear skin, dry and cracked, looked  like splintered glass.  When Edward got  closer he saw that the chains led to shackles around its legs and were  connected to a huge, metal spike that was driven into the road.  The Cooker turned its head toward Edward when  he heard him approaching.  Its eyes were  cloudy distorting the floating optic nerves within.  When it opened its mouth to speak black  vapors escaped from between its cracked lips.</p>
<p>“It’s O.K.,”  Edward shouted as he waved Brie and Grandma forward.  As they approached Edward held his machete in  both hands and pointed the tip towards the squirming Cooker.  “Once you guys pass, I’ll put him out of his  misery.</p>
<p>“Who did this?” Brie asked.</p>
<p>“I told you girl,  their brains are mush,” Grandma said.  “They’re  probably punishing him for some reason.”</p>
<p>“Or, it was done  by another one of us who’s out there somewhere.   Doesn’t matter who did it, nothing deserves to be tortured like this.”</p>
<p>Grandma pointed a  shaky finger at Edward, “You didn’t see what they did to your daddy.  They ate him right before my eyes.  I watched as their black teeth chewed his  bones.  At night when you both are  sleeping and all is quiet I still hear him begging me for help.  I still hear the splatter of him on the floor  and the sucking clean of his old marrow.”</p>
<p>“They didn’t  choose to be like this, ma.  They can’t  help it.”</p>
<p>“Let the girl do  it then!  Let Brie put it out of its  misery.”  Grandma jutted the rusted  handle of her weapon in Brie’s direction.   The shackled Cooker writhed in agony, scraping chunks of clear flesh off  on the asphalt.  It bled blue-black  blood, which collected on the street in shimmering pools.  The creature moaned and shrieked like a  newborn calf, its words making no sense, pain taking its language and  distorting it.  They didn’t need to understand  what the Cooker said to know what it desired.   With every movement, every inhuman whimper, it begged to die.</p>
<p>Brie grabbed the  handle and the weight of the weapon caused her arm to drop, striking the tip of  the blade on the ground.  The creature  stretched out its neck across the ground and its eyes met Brie’s.  She stared straight through its foggy eyes  into its soul and saw merely a wretched inhuman, a wounded beast that knew  nothing but suffering.  More steam rose  from its parted lips and dissipated in the heat of midmorning.</p>
<p>“Do it!” demanded  Grandma.</p>
<p>Brie looked at her  father and he was staring at the ground unable to meet her gaze.  She dropped the machete, ran off to the side  of the road and cried, her tears spilling into the withered bentgrass.  A moment later she winced as she heard the  thump and gush of the Cooker being decapitated behind her.  A thin flow of blood snaked past her foot.  The bentgrass turned away from her tears and  reached frantically for the warm tributary.</p>
<p>“Girl’s got no  hope,” Grandma spat.</p>
<p>Edward walked over  to his weeping daughter and put both hands on her shoulders.  “The world, even this one, needs all kinds,  ma.”</p>
<p>Together all three  walked further west until they found an abandoned eighteen-wheeler.  Edward slid the back door up stirring up a  thick layer of dust and feathers.  Inside  were three steel crates, which housed the yellow skeletons of long dead  chickens.</p>
<p>Edward climbed  inside, “I’ll get rid of these.  We  should crash here. It’s getting dark out.”</p>
<p>Brie climbed in  and helped her father clear out the truck bay in silence.  After getting Grandma and her wheelchair  inside Edward pulled the steel door down.   Saying little more than goodnight to each other they slept amid the  settling dust and feathers as the moon bleed into the indigo night.</p>
<p>Brie woke to the  crackle of meat sizzling in the skillet.   Her father had opened the back of the truck and started a fire while she  slept.  He poked at long triangular  slices of meat with a stick.  The tender,  pink morsels were turning to tough, brown strips.</p>
<p>“More rabbit, Dad?”</p>
<p>“More food,”  Grandma said, sliding a few more bones onto her rattling necklace.  Grandma’s skin was pale and her forehead  dotted with beads of sweat.  Edwards  handed Brie a paper plate with four pieces of meat.</p>
<p>“Go see if Grandma  wants some.”</p>
<p>Brie walked over  to Grandma smiling despite the shame she felt in the old woman’s presence.  “Here’s some food, Grandma.”</p>
<p>“I don’t want any  of that, thank you.  It looks old and  tough and I’ve had my full.”</p>
<p>“What are you  going to eat then?”</p>
<p>Grandma looked up  at Brie and smiled as she tied her necklace around her neck.    Her grin sent a shiver though Brie’s  body.  “I started dying the day the Lord  saw fit for me to watch Grandpa get eaten alive.  I’m finishing up here, ready to move on.  You’re a kind girl, Brie, but I worry for  you.  I worry you ain’t gonna’ make it  when I’m gone.  Even when I’m dead I’ll  know if the last branch of my family tree is chewed up and shit out!  I think that would be more than my soul could  take.”</p>
<p>Brie placed a  stringy morsel of meat in her mouth and chewed, “Are you disappointed in me  Grandma?”</p>
<p>“You need to adapt  or you’ll be eaten.”</p>
<p>Tears rolled down  Brie’s face.</p>
<p>“Look darlin’.   Remember how you were god-awful at soccer?”</p>
<p>Brie nodded her head while wiping away some  tears.</p>
<p>“Then what  happened?”</p>
<p>“You told me to  get my head in the game, to go after the ball and not just wait for it.”</p>
<p>“Then you  shined.  You scored in every game.  So, that’s what I’m tellin’ you now, get your  head on the game!”</p>
<p>Grandma placed her  hand on Brie’s shoulder and kissed her on the forehead.  Brie managed a small smile.</p>
<p>All three of them  continued on the deserted highway weaving between the car and trucks that sat  in various stages of erosion, baking in the sun.</p>
<p>“Dad?”</p>
<p>“Yeah.”</p>
<p>“Do you really  think we’ll be able to plant food in California?”</p>
<p>“We will be able  to plant food and go fishing.  The  deepest parts of the ocean weren’t affected by the Bloomers, that’s what I  heard anyway, and fresh, clean ocean water has been hitting the coastline,  cleaning everything up.”</p>
<p>Grandma wiped  sweat from her forehead with her shirt causing an ivory jingle around her  neck.  “You guys just need to stay alive  long enough for Mother Nature to put things right.”</p>
<p>There was a rustle  in the brush to their left.  The bushes,  brown and brittle, groaned as they snapped and splintered.  A small brown, furry animal was rushing  towards them.  Once it cleared the brush  it leapt through the air onto Grandma.</p>
<p>The creature was  emaciated; its muscles lean and taught with scruffy auburn fur, wild and  mangled, with gold circles around its eyes.   It’s long, black claws dug into Grandma’s abdomen and chest and its  teeth sunk into her collarbone, ripping her necklace and causing its pieces to  clink and rattle on the pavement.</p>
<p>Grandma dug her  thumbs into the creature’s eyes.  It  howled in pain and released its vice-like grip on her.  It fell to the ground growling.  Blood spurted out just below Grandma’s neck  and started to pool in the fresh claw wounds.    The animal let out a guttural moan as it grabbed hold of the tip of her  boot and clamped down.  Edward brought  his machete down across the creature’s hindquarters, slicing off a large  circular piece of its flesh, exposing a glistening hipbone.</p>
<p>Blind and wounded  it yanked the boot from Grandma’s foot and headed off the road into a patch of  flowering red weigelas; who smelling blood, finished the job Edward had  started.</p>
<p>“I think that was  a wolverine”, said Brie, her face white with shock.</p>
<p>Edward ran to his  mother who sat pale and motionless in her wheelchair.  Blood dripped off the seat onto the wheels and  down the spokes, forming a puddle on the ground.  He put his fingers to her neck and closed his  eyes tight hoping to feel some sort of pulse. There was nothing.  He grabbed her shoulder and shook her.  “Ma!   Can you hear me?  Mom?”</p>
<p>Edward clenched  his fists and was about to scream when he saw Brie crying.  He held his emotions in check, swallowed hard  and motioned for Brie to come to him.  He  hugged her tight and whispered in her ear, “We’ll be fine.”</p>
<p>“This isn’t  soccer, Dad.”</p>
<p>“What?”</p>
<p>Brie cried into  his shoulder.  Edward hugged her a little  tighter then stood up.  “We have to find  a spot to bury her, Brie.”</p>
<p>They walked for a  quarter mile, the wheelchair leaving two crimson streaks in its wake, until  they found a clearing where they could put Grandma to rest.   In a small patch of squirming brown grass  they lifted Grandma from her chair.   Brie’s hand became slick with blood and she lost her grip, causing  Grandma’s body to twist and fall face first onto the ground.  Grandma’s lower back was exposed and Brie  covered her mouth and gasped.  There was a  series of triangular, sliver-like scars going across her back in neat rows.  Brie noticed her Grandmother’s exposed foot  and saw that all of the toes were missing, cut clean off.  Small fragments of bone from Grandma’s  necklace sat in the sticky red pool of coagulated mess on the wheelchair.</p>
<p>Brie’s stomach  lurched and she dry heaved.  She croaked  and spat out a small yellow strand of mucous that hung from her lower lip. She  glared at Edward, her eyes glowing with anger and disgust.  “How could you?!” she demanded as she wiped  the phlegm from her lip.</p>
<p>“It was her  idea.  Without it we would have starved  to death”.</p>
<p>“I hate you!  There was never any rabbits was there?”</p>
<p>“She loved you so  much and she was so old and tired, ready to be with Grandpa.  She would rather us have her than this  world.  She didn’t want to rot uselessly  in the ground.”</p>
<p>“Why bury her  then, Dad?  Why not roast her on a spit?”</p>
<p>“Because it would  be wrong.”</p>
<p>“What’s the  difference?!”</p>
<p>“I don’t know,  Brie there just is.”</p>
<p>Brie sat in  silence as her father used his hands to dig a grave deep enough to bury his  mother.  After placing Grandma in her  final resting place he noticed a network of roots had already started to  envelop her in a cocoon, probing her wounds.   He covered her body with dirt and stood up.</p>
<p>Edward grabbed the  backpack from the wheelchair and placed it on his back.  Then he took Grandma’s machete and slid it  through his belt.  He left the chair in  the grass, which strained upwards, thirsty for the drops of blood that still  dripped off the wheel spokes.</p>
<p>They walked in  silence as the sun started to set.   Edward looked at his daughter and was sadden to see her eyes showed  sadness beyond that which a ten year old should know.  “We need to find shelter.  It’s getting dark.”</p>
<p>“I know, Dad.”</p>
<p>“I’m sorry.”</p>
<p>“It’s O.K.  I get it, I think.”</p>
<p>Up ahead the sun  was setting behind a small barn off the side of the road.  Edward pointed his machete at the barn.  “Let’s go there.”</p>
<p>The darkness  started to creep in and they picked up their pace.  As they came to the top of a small hill they  looked down at the barn.  There were  already about ten Cookers there, banging on its door and trying to scale the  wooden walls to get to the roof.  Brie  remembered their experience two nights ago and a shiver ran through her.</p>
<p>“Shit”, said  Edward,</p>
<p>“There must be people in  there, Dad.”</p>
<p>“I know.  Look, you should stay here.  I’ll go and try to help whoever is  inside.  The bastards won’t even know I’m  there until I kill about four of them.”</p>
<p>“No, Dad.”</p>
<p>Edward looked into his  daughter’s eyes.  The sadness had melted  and in its place was a small spark.</p>
<p>Brie thought of  her world, what is was and what it had become.   She thought of hunger and food and sacrifice.  She looked her father in the eyes and Edward  saw the spark ignite and ripple into fire.   Brie grinned and Edward saw, for an instant, his mother’s smile.</p>
<p>“I’m ready now,  Dad.  I’m ready to help.”</p>
<p>Edward pulled his  Grandmother’s machete from his belt and pointed the handle toward her.  She hesitated for a moment, took a deep  breath then grabbed the rusted handle. wrapping both hands around it.</p>
<p>“Follow me”, said Edward, “and be careful.”</p>
<p>Together, under the cover of nightfall, they  made their way toward the barn.</p>
<p>Screaming could be  heard from inside as they approached barn.   The front door had been shattered and the Cookers climbed over  themselves to get in.  Edward and Brie  approached three of them from behind.   Brie raised her weapon and brought it down across a Cooker’s back  leaving a huge gash that spewed bile colored fluid.   She hesitated which allowed the monster to  turn to face her, its mouth stretched wide hissing black steam.  She swung her machete like a baseball bat,  aiming for the black maw that was closing in on her.  The top half of the Cookers head slid off and  its grey body slumped to the ground.  She  stared in disbelief at what she’d just done.   Her chest heaved as she caught her breath.  Her body tingled with adrenaline.  Then she heard shouts from inside.</p>
<p>Running into the  barn she saw her father pinned down by a Cooker that was chewing on his  shoulder.  His blood started to spread  across the wooden floor and disappeared between the spaces between the  floorboards.  Brie charged and swung her  blade into the exposed grey flank of the Cooker, which split open like an  overripe plum spilling colorless loops and coils onto the ground.</p>
<p>Edward stood and  grabbed his wound.  Together they  surveyed their surroundings.  It was hard  to tell how many Cookers were dead because they had been hacked into so many  pieces but there were at least seven of their heads visible.  Also among the carnage were two dead adult  humans, a man and woman.</p>
<p>Sobbing broke the  silence.  Brie and Edward looked at each  other and followed the crying to an armoire that had been barricaded with  several crates.  After clearing the boxes  they opened the door to the armoire to find a young girl cradling an aluminum  baseball bat.</p>
<p>Brie extended her  hand and the girl recoiled, crying louder now.</p>
<p>“Honey,” Brie said  pulling her up, “you’re going to have to toughen up to make it in this world.”</p>
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		<title>LITTLE SURFLE GRRRRRL by Helen R. Peterson</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[She rises  early to scrub her flesh in brimstone
and ashes,  waxes her board to surf the waves
of undead  coming through the gate, their shoulders
bent at just  the right angles. Her skin glows sulfur, 
a bottle  placed high on a blackened shelf, fallen
through the  cracks between life and afterlife,
the miracle [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She rises  early to scrub her flesh in brimstone</p>
<p>and ashes,  waxes her board to surf the waves</p>
<p>of undead  coming through the gate, their shoulders</p>
<p>bent at just  the right angles. Her skin glows sulfur, <span id="more-523"></span></p>
<p>a bottle  placed high on a blackened shelf, fallen</p>
<p>through the  cracks between life and afterlife,</p>
<p>the miracle  potion of a quack now dust beneath</p>
<p>the soles of an undead little girl.</p>
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		<title>UNTIL DEATH DO US PART by Nick Lloyd</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The  four figures sat in their large plush leather chairs watching the old, bulky  television on the far side of the large room. A fire burned in the fireplace  off to one side, the flames casting the only other illumination in the room.  The walls were lined with pictures of famous [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The  four figures sat in their large plush leather chairs watching the old, bulky  television on the far side of the large room. A fire burned in the fireplace  off to one side, the flames casting the only other illumination in the room.  The walls were lined with pictures of famous people, all now long dead.  Einstein, Mozart and Hitler to name a few. Trophies covered the entire mantle  piece and filled glass cabinets, ranging from sword fighting to horse riding to  `slimmer of the year`. All of them were for first place. Cigar smoke drifted  slowly around the ceiling.</p>
<p>Each  of the seated figures was as different to the others as they could be. The  first figure was huge, and not due to fat but pure muscle. Every inch of him  was a bulging mass of rippling muscle with think veins like worms crawling  across his exposed skin. His neck was easily the size of a normal man’s waist.  He wore tight red vest top and denim shorts, with a red baseball cap sat  backwards on his head. A large cigar, twice the size of a mans finger, was  gripped between his teeth.<span id="more-520"></span></p>
<p>Next  to him sat a very thin man, although he wasn’t the thinnest of the group. His  cheeks were sunken and were he to lift up the white t-shirt he wore, his ribs  would clearly be visible. His bony thin arms rested on the arms of the chair  and somehow were able to support the glass of brandy he held in his claw like  hand.</p>
<p>Thirdly  there was an average sized man. Looking at his face it would at first appear to  be covered in mud, until you realised it was not mud but scabs. In fact if it  weren’t for the green and yellow shirt he wore it would be easy to see the  scabs covered his whole body. Every now and then he would absentmindedly pick  at one of them.</p>
<p>Finally  sat the fourth figure. He wore black jeans and a black hoody and was  considerably thinner than the second figure. In fact he was skeletal thin. In  fact he was a skeleton.</p>
<p>He  held a remote control and changed the channel on the TV with each press of his  bony thumb. The picture changed from a ruined city, to a view of fields, to the  endless desert, the only common thing in each image was the seemingly endless  tide of zombies. The figure continued to flick the channels, spending no more  than a few seconds on each.</p>
<p>“Hold  on Death, go back a few.” said War in a voice like thunder. He leaned forward  in his chair causing it to groan under his massive bulk.</p>
<p>Death  sighed, the sound like ivory dice shaken in a bone china cup, and pressed the  channel back button a few times.</p>
<p>“There.”  announced War, a grin on his face. “Survivors. I told you Famine. You owe me  one week of cleaning out the stables.”</p>
<p>“Well  they must be the last few,” grumbled Famine, literally. His voice sounded like  a stomach after not receiving food for days.</p>
<p>“Doesn’t  matter.” boomed War. “The bet was that there were still people alive, not how  many.”</p>
<p>“Don’t  gloat, War.” hissed Pestilence, scratching his chin until yellow puss seeped  out and flowed down his neck.</p>
<p>“Let  him have his moment,” said Death. His voice was like the cold wind blowing  through a graveyard at the dead of night. “He will not have any more.”</p>
<p>“What  do you mean by that?” asked War.</p>
<p>“Tell  me what you see.”</p>
<p>“People  waging war against the zombie hoard.” said War happily without actually looking  at the screen.</p>
<p>Death  sighed again. He did that a lot.</p>
<p>“Take  another look and tell me <em>exactly</em> what you see.</p>
<p>War  rolled his eyes and turned to study the TV screen. The image showed six men in  ragged clothing firing a various range of weapons at the oncoming hoard of the  undead. For every one they put down three more took its place. They sheltered  behind a hastily constructed defensive wall, made of furniture and bits of  things you would find in the average garden shed. Behind them was a boarded up  house. The image changed to show the inside of the house, where there were two  women, three small children and a baby all huddled together in the back room.</p>
<p>“I  see twelve people who will very soon be eaten by a group of zombies,” said War  after a few moments</p>
<p>“That  is your problem War, you just are not that clever,” said Death. “You never see  the big picture.”</p>
<p>“Well  please enlighten me then you bag of bones.”</p>
<p>“There  are only six, sorry make that five, people fighting the undead. When they die  there will be no one left to fight the zombie hoard. With no one left to fight,  there will be no war.”</p>
<p>“What  are you suggesting? That as soon as the five,”</p>
<p>“Four.”  interrupted Death.</p>
<p>“As  soon as the four men get eaten I will just cease to be?” finished War</p>
<p>“That  is about the crux of it, yes.”</p>
<p>“But  what about the woman and children?” asked War, the panic now clearly noticeable  in his voice.</p>
<p>“They  are too scared to fight. And even if they did, they would not see it as a war,  merely an attempt at survival. Two left, by the way.”</p>
<p>“But  if you knew this why didn’t you say anything?” asked War, now sounding more  hurt than panicked.</p>
<p>“Not  my fault if you did not figure it out.” replied Death with a shrug. “I am not  your mother.”</p>
<p>“But  I don’t want to die. I have so much….”</p>
<p>With  a small <em>pop </em>there were only three figures left in the room.</p>
<p>“Good  riddance.” growled Famine, although he may have just spoken it and is was his  stomach that growled. It was hard to tell with Famine. He moved his foot over  the cigar that had been in War’s mouth and ground it under his heel.</p>
<p>“I  agree.” agreed Death, obviously.</p>
<p>“He  always was my least favourite,” said Famine. “Claimed I needed to put some meat  on my frame. How would that look I ask you? Famine turns up and is fat. Do you  know he once force-fed me 20 cream cakes? Took me years to get rid of the  excess fat!”</p>
<p>“It  wasn’t just you he picked on.” said Pestilence. “I once woke up to find he had  covered me in antibacterial cream in an attempt to clear up my skin. A  practical joke he called it. Very funny, I don’t think. And I had to visit the  parents the next day. You try explaining to my dad why I had no scabs on my  left cheek. He all but disowned me.”</p>
<p>“Stop  moaning Pestilence.” said Death. “You will not be around long enough to enjoy  the moment.”</p>
<p>“What?”</p>
<p>“Well  with no humans left there will be no illness. Only a matter of time before you  go the same way as War.”</p>
<p>“Don’t  talk daft Death. The world is full of the undead. Those things are technically  walking bags of disease. Plus when they bite you, it spreads infection. I’m  here for good.”</p>
<p>Once  again death sighed.</p>
<p>“They  only spread disease to the living. They themselves cannot catch a cold, or pick  up an infection. To be honest I think you are only still here on a  possibility.”</p>
<p>“A  possibility?”</p>
<p>“Well  since the humans left alive will no doubt be fully eaten there is no chance of  the disease spreading. So my guess is the baby may catch a cold before it is  eaten as it has the weakest immune system, so you are hanging around just in  case, but I can not see you being here for long.”</p>
<p>“But,  but, but.” stammered Pestilence, trying to think of some argument to the  inevitable.</p>
<p>Death  turned back to watch the TV. The zombies had stopped feasting on the remains of  the 6 men and had started to attack the house. Slowly cracks started to appear  in the wooden boards that covered the windows and doors.</p>
<p>“Not  long now.” mentioned Death.</p>
<p>“This  is ridiculous,” said Pestilence. “We are the four, well three, horsemen of the  apocalypse. We can’t just stop being. We will…”</p>
<p>There  was another <em>pop</em> and only two beings were left.</p>
<p>“I  did not see that coming,” said death. “Killing your own baby to save it from  being eaten. What a hard choice to make.”</p>
<p>The  two remaining entities sat and watched the TV in silence. Slowly holes began to  appear in the boards and the zombies began to stick arms through, waving them  around as is the zombie way. One of the children inside waved back, before  being slapped by its parent.</p>
<p>Death  slowly turned his head to look over at Famine.</p>
<p>“What  are you grinning at?” asked Famine.</p>
<p>“I  am always grinning.” replied Death, sounding a little hurt.</p>
<p>“You  know what I mean. I can always tell when something is amusing you. You get a  little twinkle in your eye socket.”</p>
<p>“I  find it funny that you do not seem to have realised that soon you will go the  way of the other two and I shall be left alone, in peace.”</p>
<p>“I  think you have your facts wrong skull face. If anyone is to be left, it will be  me.”</p>
<p>Death  sighed for a fourth time, making a mental note to try and kick the habit.</p>
<p>“Do  you not see Famine, once the five remaining humans are killed, the undead will  be all that is left and death, that is I, shall rule the earth.”</p>
<p>“And  that’s exactly the reason why I shall be the only one left Death old boy.”</p>
<p>A  look of confusion passed over Deaths face. At least it would do if a skull can  ever look confused.</p>
<p>“You  said it yourself,” explained Famine. “When the humans are killed the <em>undead </em>will  be all that is left. They are already dead therefore they have no way to die  again. With no one left to die there is no need for death.”</p>
<p>“I  AM DEATH.” roared Death, standing suddenly, an outstretched skeletal finger  pointed at Famine. “DESTROYER OF WORLDS. I SHALL BE THERE AT THE END.”</p>
<p>“Afraid  not bony. I give you no more than two minutes.” Famine pointed to the TV which  now showed the zombie hoard had finally gained access to the house are were  slowly advancing on the last humans alive.</p>
<p>“They  may not have wars or catch diseases and they can’t die again but they are  always hungry.” said Famine, a huge smile on his thin lips.</p>
<p>“This  is an outrage!” ranted Death. “I shall not let this stand. There will be a  reckoning. I shall…”</p>
<p><em>Pop</em></p>
<p>After a few seconds Famine got up and walked over to the only door  in the room. He opened it and stepped through arriving on the planet he had,  until recently, been watching on TV. He stood at the side of a river and looked  around.</p>
<p>Zombies  wandered aimlessly around him. A few glanced his way, but quickly looked away  again. Maybe they didn’t register his presence or maybe they simply didn’t  consider his thin frame to be a worthy meal.</p>
<p>Famine  walked through the countryside following the course of the river upstream. He  thought back over the last few million years and how each of his brothers had  attempted to do what he had done and be the last being standing.</p>
<p>Death’s  big act had been to throw a huge rock at the earth; all that had succeeded in  doing was killing off a few big lizards. After that he had given up and sat  back happy let the others do his job for him, arguing no matter what they did  he would always be the last one.</p>
<p>War  had come close a few times. The second of his carefully planned wars could have  been the end, but it had finished before the big weapons had come in play  properly. He had tried again a few years later but it never amounted to more  than a few empty threats and paranoia.</p>
<p>Pestilence  also had a few good shots at it. He had given up for a few years after death  stole the limelight on the plague, by renaming it the Black Death. Eventually  Pestilence had tried to get a few pandemics going, but unfortunately for him  the humans were very good at curing diseases in the modern day.</p>
<p>After  a while of walking Famine finally reached the source of the river. A tiny  stream that trickled out of the earth, high up in the hills.</p>
<p>The  warm sunlight reflected off something in the grass catching Famine’s eye. He  bent down and picked up the glass test tube. There was a small message written  down the side.</p>
<p><strong><em>WARNING.  ZOMBIE VIRUS. DO NOT OPEN AT ANY COST. VERY CONTAGIOUS!</em></strong></p>
<p><strong></strong>“So that’s where I left it.” Famine said to the world in general.  “Silly me.”</p>
<p>He  turned around and walked though the door that had appeared behind him,  appearing back in the large room with the TV.</p>
<p>He  knew that eventually the zombies would just fall apart as nothing last forever,  but hopefully by then something should have evolved and become aware of it’s  own existence. Then it wouldn’t be long before death made his comeback. Ohh he  wasn’t looking forward to that. When Death was in a mood you did not want to be  on his bad side.</p>
<p>Then  after Death, Pestilence would come oozing back as someone caught a cold, and  finally War would storm in, as one group blamed something on another group.</p>
<p>But  until then Famine was alone and able to unwind in peace.</p>
<p>He  relaxed in his chair, picked up the remote and flicked through the channels  until he came to his favourite station.</p>
<p>“Next  up on the diet channel, a none stop run of how to loose those unwanted pounds.”  Blurted out the voice on the television.</p>
<p>“You  know,” Famine said to himself, “I have never felt this full in all my life.”</p>
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		<title>OLD PENDEJO by R. Narvaez</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It  doesn’t seem so long ago I hated that dog with all my heart.
I was just back from the war,  about two months, still feeling like I was cleaning sand out of my private  parts, if you know what I mean. I also had the bum ear and the bum leg from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It  doesn’t seem so long ago I hated that dog with all my heart.</p>
<p>I was just back from the war,  about two months, still feeling like I was cleaning sand out of my private  parts, if you know what I mean. I also had the bum ear and the bum leg from the  war. So all in all I was feeling pretty useless to my family. We were in a  tight spot, with Dad long gone, my brother Jorge deep into the meth, my sisters  married off and living back in Mexico, and with a tiny sheep ranch that pretty  much had no sheep. Well, there we had the two left. Ma tried to hold our family  together. She kept saying the Sun always had to shine again sometime. But I  could see in her eyes that things looked bad even to her.<span id="more-518"></span></p>
<p>The dog just showed up one day,  probably looking for scraps. I saw my brother out front, playing tug-of-war  with it with an old rope.</p>
<p>I told him, “Jorge, get that  pinche dog outta here before it gives you rabies.”</p>
<p>“It’s a great dog,” he said, but  I could see it was nothing but a curly-haired mutt, big empty patches of skin  on it. Maybe it’s great grandma was a border collie, maybe, but the apple had  fallen pretty far from the tree.</p>
<p>“It’s a mangy dog,” I said.</p>
<p>“Could be a great sheep dog,” he  said.</p>
<p>“We ain’t got but two sheep,  brainless,” I said, but he ignored me. I figured the dog would figure soon  enough there wasn’t much chow for him here and then move along.</p>
<p>I limped to the truck and drove  out to the edge of our property. Did a perimeter patrol. New habit. We lived  outside of Mason, in Texas Hill country. Really pretty land. At least it used  to be. You could go fly fishing one day, count wildflowers the whole next day.  Now most of it was dry, unkind, not pretty anymore. Can’t keep up good land  without good workers.</p>
<p>It was only a little while before  the bank would come take it anyway, pretty or not.</p>
<p>Sure enough, we didn’t need  another body to look out for.</p>
<p>* * *</p>
<p>The  next day the dog was still around, sitting on the steps back of the kitchen  door. I walked over, and it scooted out of my way, its tail between its legs.  But it didn’t have that look that most dogs do when they’re letting you know  who’s master. His body was wiggling, but that dog still had this sparkly look  in his eye, like he was playing me for a fool. I give him a good kick off the  steps.</p>
<p>But I hit it with my bad leg.  Dang. A bolt of pain ran up my knee and to my skull. I caught my breath and  yanked the door wide. Inside, I hollered at Jorge, “What’s that pock-mocked  mutt still doing ’round here?”</p>
<p>He hit ’bout as high as the  ceiling when I came in. The meth’ll make you jumpy.</p>
<p>“Marco!” Jorge was sitting there,  rocking from side to side, his supper in front of him. “Marco!” he said again.</p>
<p>“Don’t be feeding that dog,  guey,” I told him, “or it’ll never leave.”</p>
<p>Then that boy did something he’d  been doing a lot of lately. Crying.</p>
<p>“Listen, Marco, I ain’t got  nothing here. My girl left me and took my kids. Speedy’s run off.” Speedy was  our collie. A good sheep dog. He went for a long walk months ago and hadn’t  come back. Smart dog, I tell you what.</p>
<p>I could see the skin of Jorge’s  face was dry and scratched. His mouth was already starting to concave.</p>
<p>“Listen. Listen,” he said,  getting up and then sitting back down. “I didn’t get to go to school. I didn’t  get to go to the army. That’s all you. On top of that, you’re Mom’s favorite.  She looks at me like I’m a piece of furniture. So let me keep the stupid dog!”</p>
<p>My brother never was one to make  a whole lotta sense. But I figured he was saying the dog made him happy. At  least it wasn’t gonna kill him, like the meth.</p>
<p>“Fine,” I said. “Keep the stupid  dog. That’s all we need is another mouth the feed.”</p>
<p>I took my supper and went to the  living room. Mom was in there, watching the news. She had her after-dinner  bourbon next to her, and was doing her knitting. The TV said Los Angeles was  under martial law. Nothing new. Something about the flu getting out of hand,  not enough inoculations. You hear the same thing every winter.</p>
<p>Mom looked up from the TV and  said to me, “How you like that supper, son?”</p>
<p>She’d made ropa vieja and refried  beans. It was pretty darned good. A world better than rations.</p>
<p>“It’s great, Mom. Just like you  always made it.”</p>
<p>“Well, that just about finished  that last groceries we had. You’ll have to go to market end of this week.”</p>
<p>“How’s our credit?”</p>
<p>“We’re still in good graces,  gracias a dios,” she said and knocked on the wood of her chair.</p>
<p>Then she handed her glass to me.  “Top me off, por favor.”</p>
<p>I got up, got her bourbon, and  refilled her glass. Then I finished up my supper. In New York City, they’d  declared a state of emergency.</p>
<p>* * *</p>
<p>I  had the dream again. I was sitting in the back of a truck, and we were making  good time on this road outside of Mosul. That’s when we must have hit it. An  explosion so loud it was the last thing my right ear would ever hear. I went  tumbling, feeling things break in my body. I was on the side of the road, one  arm curled under me, my other hand opening and closing on the dirt.</p>
<p>I woke up in the corner of my  room, blankets tangled around my leg, covered with enough sweat to make my  shirt and shorts wet.</p>
<p>Lord, I hated that dream.</p>
<p>Well, it was about time to wake  up anyway.</p>
<p>I hobbled downstairs and found my  brother curled around that dog on the couch. You could see the ribs easy on  both of them. I went to wake Jorge, when the dog bared its teeth and me and  growled at me. That son of a bitch.</p>
<p>“Wake up, guey!” I said, bouncing  then tilting the sunken cushions with my good foot so the danged mutt and he  rolled off the couch and hit the floor. “Time to go to market.”</p>
<p>Waiting in the truck, I saw Jorge  was bringing the dog along, helping it into the back.</p>
<p>I waited till Jorge was in the  truck.</p>
<p>“I bet you named him already?” I  said.</p>
<p>“That I did,” Jorge said. He was  drumming on the dash like it was a conga.</p>
<p>“So what you name him?”</p>
<p>“Pendejo,” he said and used his  fingers like drumsticks.</p>
<p>“Pendejo.” I laughed. “What the  hell for?”</p>
<p>“It’s the only thing he answers to.  “Get out here, Pendejo!’ ‘Sit, Pendejo.’ ‘Fetch, Pendejo.’ Old Pendejo is his  full name.”</p>
<p>Pendejo was not a nice thing to  call someone, even a dirty-looking, curly-haired, mangy dog. But I guess the  name kind of fit.</p>
<p>* * *</p>
<p>When  we pulled into the Super S mart, there were a mess of cars and trucks parked  outside. People were coming out with two or three shopping carts apiece,  hauling away food, water, supplies.</p>
<p>We passed Mr. Perez loading the back  of his truck.</p>
<p>“Morning, Mr. Perez,” we both said.</p>
<p>“Marco. Jorge. Seems like new deliveries  didn’t come this week and won’t be coming next week. Better stock up now,  boys.”</p>
<p>We said our thanks, found a parking  spot, and went inside the store. The dog would’ve followed us — it wanted to be  wherever Jorge was — but my brother got some rope and tied it up in the truck  bed.</p>
<p>I hadn’t seen this kind of chaos in  the store since the last round of big tornadoes we had a few years ago. The  shelves were pretty bare, and there was no beer left at all.</p>
<p>We was just about finished loading  the back of the truck, the damn pooch Pendejo watching us the whole time,  wagging his nasty excuse for a tail. He had chewed through the thick rope Jorge  had tied him up with. Some chops on that dog.</p>
<p>So that’s when Jorge went up  front to start the truck when I heard him yell.</p>
<p>I looked around the side and saw one  guy punch my brother square in the face, knocking him back, then pulled him out  of the cab. Another guy right was behind that guy with a crowbar. It was the  Gardner brothers, Aaron and Ryan. Local roughhouses. I went to move, but the  pain that shot through my leg stuck me in place.</p>
<p>That’s when the dog jumped them. He  had gotten to the roof of the cab without my seeing him, and from there he  landed right into Aaron’s chest with his paws, pushing him back and away from  Jorge. Ryan took a step toward him with the bar, but the dog barked up a fierce  storm. Old Pendejo flashed his teeth and growled like a bear and stood his  ground. Jorge lay twitching on the ground, dazed and bloody.</p>
<p>Ryan swung the crowbar, but the dog  was faster, and leaped high and bit the air — so close to Ryan’s face he must  have felt the breeze.</p>
<p>“Whoa! Villalobos. Back your dog  off,” Ryan said. “Thing’s probably got rabies.”</p>
<p>“What you want, Ryan?”</p>
<p>“We just want the truck, Marco.  Just give us the truck.”</p>
<p>“Get your own goddamn truck.”</p>
<p>“Ours broke down. We gotta get  gone out of town.”</p>
<p>“I ain’t letting you. And sure  enough this pooch ain’t letting you.”</p>
<p>“Hell with this,” Ryan said, and he  dragged his brother up and they got out of there. Pendejo kept up his barking  and growling the whole time till they were out of sight.</p>
<p>I helped my brother up, and we both  got the dog get into the cab with us. Then I hit the gas.</p>
<p>Fighting the Gardner boys would  not have got us killed, but it wouldn’t have been easy, what with my leg and  all. I had to admit I was impressed by the dog.</p>
<p>“That Old Pendejo’s full of  fight,” my brother said, starting the conga again on the dash. “He sure can  kick some butt.”</p>
<p>“Sure can,” I said. “Old Pendejo.”</p>
<p>We both laughed. It was good to  laugh with my brother again.</p>
<p>* * *</p>
<p>On the way back to the house, Mom  called my cell and told me she’d gone to Mrs. Coleman’s, who’d taken ill. Mrs.  Coleman had two daughters, both of whom had moved to the coasts soon as they  were old enough, so she had no one to take care of her. Mom was always doing  stuff like that for people.</p>
<p>It  was before noon, and my brother said he didn’t feel like looking over two  scrawny sheep. I guess his laziness was catching because I didn’t feel like  doing much of anything either. Maybe it was because my knee was throbbing.  Maybe it was because Mom wasn’t around for the first time in a long time, and  so it felt like we were kids who had the run of the house.</p>
<p>I said to my brother,  “You want a beer, Jorge?”</p>
<p>“Say  what? It’s not even noon, bro.”</p>
<p>“I’m  getting a beer.”</p>
<p>“Hell,  then get me one, too.”</p>
<p>So  we sat drinking beers in the living room, me in Pop’s old chair, and Jorge in  Mom’s, and Old Pendejo cleaning hisself on the rug in front of us, making these  disgusting licking sounds.</p>
<p>“I  wish I could do that,” he said.</p>
<p>“Don’t  you think you should get to know the dog a little more, guey,” I said, and we  both got a kick out of that for a while.</p>
<p>Jorge  broke into a bag of chips and ate them like a starving man. “Chips,” he said.  “Chiiippps,” between and during bites.</p>
<p>After  a few beers I told him I was worried about Mom.</p>
<p>“She’ll  be all right. Mrs. Brown still has her old shotgun she used to scare us with as  kids.”</p>
<p>“No,  I mean, Mom, Mom’s getting older, and this ranch ain’t got the legs to go much  longer.”</p>
<p>“It’s  pretty much past dead, I say.”</p>
<p>I  looked at him. His body seemed melted right into the chair. He looked even more  useless than I felt.</p>
<p>“I’m  worried about you too, Jorge.”</p>
<p>He  laughed. “You got your own problems. Let mine be mine.”</p>
<p>We  didn’t say nothing for the longest time after that. Just drank beer after beer.  The TV was on, but there was no picture. “Cable’s out,” my brother said.  “Shoot, it was just on last night. Something about air traffic being stopped,  borders being closed.”</p>
<p>“Same  old drill,” I said.</p>
<p>“Same old drill,” he  said.</p>
<p>I  cracked open another beer. My brother kept shifting around in his chair, kind  of restless, picking and scratching at hisself. Sometimes he would get up and  walk around the room, and the dog would follow him. Finally, Jorge put in a DVD  for some action movie we’d seen a million times. But then he started talking.</p>
<p>“What was up with those  Gardners today?” he said, looking at the screen.</p>
<p>“Just loco,” I told him.  “They were always a few sandwiches short of a picnic.”</p>
<p>He laughed. “But why  would they want to leave town? You think this virus got them spooked?”</p>
<p>“Everything spooks them.  Here we are, miles from the nearest big town. We got nothing to worry about.  Worst thing’ll happen, it’ll hit Houston. They’ll make people wash their hands  a lot, and that’ll be the end of it,” I said.</p>
<p>“But, Marco, I heard — I  heard that people that pass from this thing . . . well, they don’t stay dead.”</p>
<p>“That’s ridiculous.”</p>
<p>“Well, that’s what I  read.”</p>
<p>“Read where?”</p>
<p>“On the Internet. Though  it’s not working.”</p>
<p>“What you mean?”</p>
<p>“I don’t know. Internet  went down. Probably ‘cause of the cable.”</p>
<p>“People spend too much  time on the Internet anyway,” I said. “That’s all false information and gossip.  Shoulda seen all the stuff they wrote about us in Iraq. Don’t pay that garbage  any mind.”</p>
<p>It was getting on long  past suppertime, and we’d finished three six packs. I looked over at Jorge, and  he was looking kind of paler than normal.</p>
<p>“You look tuckered out,  guey. Go on to your room and get some rest,” I told him.</p>
<p>He  said maybe I was right and took off. The dog followed right behind him. Me, I  took two steps and collapsed onto the couch. I propped my bum leg on a pillow  and lit out.</p>
<p>When I woke up, it was  night time. I rolled over and saw my wallet on the floor. Must’ve fallen out  when I fell asleep. It was empty.</p>
<p>I found the dog was tied  to the front porch and gnawing on the thick piece of rope keeping him tied.</p>
<p>My brother was gone.</p>
<p>* * *</p>
<p>I  had an idea where Jorge was, out at the Motel. Kids had been getting high there  for years. Even I used to go there. I got out my M9 pistol from my foot locker,  loaded it. I pictured aiming it right at Jorge’s head.</p>
<p>Pinche guey.</p>
<p>I put the gun in the drawer next to  my bed, and threw myself down on the bed.</p>
<p>The dream came back that night.  Sitting in the truck. Driving outside of Mosul. The explosion so loud. I went  tumbling, feeling things break in my body. On the side of the road, I had one  arm curled under me, my other hand opening and closing on the dirt. Then  someone was calling my name, getting my attention, bringing me back to  consciousness. “Villalobos! Villalobos! You all right?” It was my CO, and I  think he saved my life, snapping me awake before I could fall deeper. You know  what I mean.</p>
<p>I woke on the floor again, blankets  around my leg, covered with sweat.</p>
<p>I noticed then the dog was in the  room. It walked slowly over to me, its dirty nails scratching on the floor,  wagging its dirty tail, and damn if that dog didn’t sit down right in front of  me and put its head in my lap. He looked up at me with these huge brown eyes.  Looking right through me. Like it knew.</p>
<p>I got up, got myself a shot from  my bottle next to my bed, sat back down in that spot on the floor, and the dog  put its head right back where it was before, and looked up at me again.</p>
<p>* * *</p>
<p>I woke up late, a few hours past  dawn, and I was about to call Mom on my cell, when the house phone rang.</p>
<p>“Marco. Gracias a dios! Hurry!”</p>
<p>When your mother calls you  half-hysterical on the phone, you better get going. I didn’t think twice when  the dog followed me into the cab, and we raced out the ranch in a cloud of  dust.</p>
<p>I heard the shotgun blast about a  mile before we got there.</p>
<p>The truck had good pickup, and I  floored it.</p>
<p>The dog and I jumped out of the car  at the same time and ran for the door, Old Pendejo barking fiercely the whole  way. I ripped open the front door. He pushed right past my legs and ran inside.  In the foyer it smelled — it smelled like a thousand places I knew in the war.  In the kitchen, there was Mom was sitting on the floor, with a shotgun in her  lap.</p>
<p>And there, in front of her on the  floor, was Mrs. Coleman. With her head busted open like a pumpkin tossed out a  speeding truck. I’d see things like that before, but seeing it on Mrs.  Coleman’s plain, brown kitchen floor just made it much more disgusting. She had  on her bunny slippers, too.</p>
<p>My mom started talking. “She got the  strangest fever I ever saw,” Mom said. “She was so cold, so cold. I made her  some soup, but she wouldn’t eat it. Did you boys eat?”</p>
<p>“Yes, Mom, we ate.”</p>
<p>Mom nodded. Her hair, which was  always neatly combed, was a big cotton candy mess above her head.</p>
<p>“What happened, Mom?”</p>
<p>“She got up, looking horrible.  Really bad. And then she attacked me. Like she was . . . like she was trying to  eat me. She was trying to eat me. She clawed me like an animal.”</p>
<p>My mother showed me long, deep  scratches on her arm.</p>
<p>“I got to get you to the hospital.”</p>
<p>“I shot her. You have to understand,  I had to. Then she got up again. She got up again. So I had to shoot her  again.”</p>
<p>I saw then that Mrs. Coleman also  had a spread of gunshot across her left side. The kind of shot that should have  stopped just about any woman in her 60s.</p>
<p>“I’ll call the sheriff later,” I  said.</p>
<p>Mom showed me the cell phone in her  hand. “I tried. No answer.”</p>
<p>Mom seemed like she was in shock,  but she said she just wanted to go home. In the truck, she whispered, “Drive  faster, Marquito.”</p>
<p>At the ranch, I picked her up and  carried her inside the house. There was blood on her apron.</p>
<p>* * *</p>
<p>I  wanted to get Jorge, and drag his ass back to house, but Mom was sick, and I  had to take care of her. I sat on the floor right outside her room while she  slept. Old Pendejo, he stayed right there with me.</p>
<p>I went downstairs and made some  toast and tea with a little of her bourbon and brought it up to her. She was  propped up on a bunch of pillows and staring out at nothing. It looked like she  had a fever, but she looked cold and pale.</p>
<p>The dog came into the room with me.</p>
<p>“Some food for you Mom.”</p>
<p>“Thank you, son. But I don’t think I  could keep it down.”</p>
<p>“Well, I’ll just put it here. Tea’s  got some bourbon in it.”</p>
<p>She reached for that right away. She  said, “I see that mangy dog is still around.”</p>
<p>“Yeah, it’s Jorge’s. It’s his  best friend,” I said and sat down in the chair by her bed. The dog sat on the  floor next to me, and my hand naturally went to pet him.</p>
<p>“Looks like he’s pretty attached  to you, too.”</p>
<p>“I guess.”</p>
<p>Mom suffered a lot in her life. My  dad was from Mexico City, and he met Mom when he was in the army back in the  day. She was from Fajardo, which is in Puerto Rico. That’s right, we’re  Mexiricans. Mom used to live right on the beach, she told us. But Dad took her  deep into the heart of Texas, I guess, where the skies go on blue forever, but  there ain’t no beaches. I know she had a tough life here on the ranch, with one  son a druggie and the other pretty much a gimp.</p>
<p>But what on Earth could have made  her shoot Mrs. Coleman in the head? Mom was just too young to be senile.</p>
<p>“Where’s that wonderful brother of  yours anyway?” she said.</p>
<p>“He’s —.” I couldn’t think of a lie  fast enough.</p>
<p>“I know where he is. You don’t have  to tell me.”</p>
<p>I didn’t say nothing. I just kept  petting the dog.</p>
<p>“He’s why I hide my money all over  the house, you know.”</p>
<p>“I know.”</p>
<p>She finished the tea and put down  the cup. “I gotta close my eyes for a few minutes. You don’t have to stay.”</p>
<p>* * *</p>
<p>I  closed the door behind me and stood there in the hallway, feeling more useless  than ever.</p>
<p>That’s when the dog started wagging  its tail. Touching my hand with its nose and then going to the stairs and  coming back to do it again.</p>
<p>“What’s the matter, boy? What’s the  matter, Pendejo?”</p>
<p>The dog led me outside, and then he  did the damnedest thing. He found this rope and he nudged it right up to me. I  picked up one end and right away he picks up the other in his teeth.</p>
<p>Dang. My brother was out getting  high, and my mother had just killed her friend and now was upstairs sick with  Lord knows what, and all this stupid dog wanted to do was play tug-of-war.</p>
<p>Stupid simple animal.</p>
<p>And you know what?</p>
<p>I could feel the heat of the setting  sun on my shoulders, and Old Pendejo, he was pulling pretty hard. I could feel  an ache in my forearms. I felt like a kid again, like a boy, better than I had  felt in a couple years.</p>
<p>It was a good feeling.</p>
<p>Stupid dog was right. Right there he  taught me something important. To enjoy the little things, the small moments.</p>
<p>And then he stopped.</p>
<p>His eyes did this sort of dance,  to the left and to the right, and he dropped the rope from his mouth. He turned  and looked toward the western arm of the ranch, where a series of hills lead  over to the Brown property.</p>
<p>There were three of them coming over  the hill. With the sun behind them I couldn’t see their faces. They walked  slowly, wobbly, like they had all the time in the day and more to burn.</p>
<p>The dog started barking, then  running toward them, and then running back, behind me. The dog was scared. I  thought this dog had the biggest cojones I’d ever seen. But now he was scared  and tucked behind me.</p>
<p>I looked back at the three figures.  I was about the call out, when right then another figure ran out from a small  grove of trees we had, over to my right.</p>
<p>It was Jorge, his mouth opening and  closing, yelling something. I could hear it like a whisper in my left ear. It  took a second to work it out. “Marco! Marco! Run!”</p>
<p>When he was a few feet away, the dog  ran to him, jumping up and down on him, barking, “Hello,” I guess.</p>
<p>But Jorge ignored him. “Get your  guns, bro!”</p>
<p>The three figures weren’t much  closer. But I could see they looked pretty odd. One looked like it had a broken  neck.</p>
<p>There was a Remington 700 in the  house, and the M9. I got to the house first and grabbed the rifle.</p>
<p>“What’s going on?” I yelled at my  brother, running up the stairs.</p>
<p>“Give me the rifle,” he yelled.</p>
<p>“You’re getting the gun.”</p>
<p>“Why not the rifle? We gotta  hurry.”</p>
<p>In my room, I checked the pistol,  then handed it to my brother.</p>
<p>“Why can’t I get the rifle?” he  said. “I have to get up close with this!”</p>
<p>I ignored him and checked out the  window and the three figures were just approaching the front yard. Then I  realized there were a few more a few yards behind them. I could see now that  there was something wrong with all of them. They were deadly pale, some of them  had blood all over their mouths. One of them for sure had a broken neck. And  another had a hatchet stuck in its chest.</p>
<p>“Who the hell are these people?”  I said.</p>
<p>“They came to the Motel,” he  said. “At first I couldn’t tell them apart from everybody else. And then they  just starting eating people. It’s that virus, I tell you, that virus!”</p>
<p>“Whatever,” I said. “Vamos.”</p>
<p>You live in the Texas Hill  country like we do, with its small towns and big ranches, its oaks and its  rivers, and the miles of big open sky, you sometimes forget there is a whole  other world out there. You think the world out there can’t touch you. Sometimes  you forget. Until you’re forced to face it.</p>
<p>As I stepped out the door I shot  the first one. The bullet went through his chest and he kept coming. Next shot  I stood my ground and aimed. Right between the eyes. He went down.</p>
<p>My brother took aim and shot the  ground in front of another one.</p>
<p>“Aim for the chest,” I yelled.</p>
<p>He did and shot the next one  right in the face.</p>
<p>“Again,” I said.</p>
<p>Old Pendejo didn’t have a gun but  he was barking his face off. He looked nervous, ready to pounce, standing there  between me and my brother. Good dog.</p>
<p>We had four of them down by the  time I had to reload. I could smell them from the front steps. It was nasty,  hot smell, like being upwind of a body dump next to an overused latrine.</p>
<p>Just as I was reloading, that  smell got even more powerful. Coming from my right. Just as I turned, I felt  the dog right behind me. I saw him crashing into two of them.</p>
<p>Before I could react, I saw  another one come out the trees, stumbling. I took a breath and aimed and  breathed out and shot. His head split open.</p>
<p>I heard the dog howl. Old Pendejo  was ripping and pulling at one thing but the other one was clawing, and sinking  its teeth into the poor dog’s hide.</p>
<p>I fired the rifled but it was  empty. So I swung and used it like a bat, knocking the biter’s head up and  cocked to the side. With two more swing down I had crushed its skull. The dog  meanwhile had made quick work of the other one.</p>
<p>“No fair when they go two on one,  boy,” I said. And Pendejo, his muzzle covered in blood, barked back.</p>
<p>“We got those,” my brother said.  He looked like hell. Pale and scratched up.</p>
<p>“You look like hell,” I told him.</p>
<p>“I’m still prettier than you,” he  said.</p>
<p>“Pinche guey.”</p>
<p>“Listen, son, we gotta get outta  here. There’s more of them coming.”</p>
<p>“What are those things?”</p>
<p>He asked where Mom was, and I  told her she was upstairs, sick.</p>
<p>“Sick with what?”</p>
<p>I told him about what I’d seen at  Mrs. Coleman’s, that I’d thought Mom was a killer, but now that I’d seen these  things, I understood.</p>
<p>My brother right there checked his  weapon for ammo. “Marco, listen, we gotta. . .   we gotta take care of her.”</p>
<p>“Of course, guey—.”</p>
<p>“No, we can’t. . . we can’t let the  old lady go that way.”</p>
<p>“What do—?”</p>
<p>“The virus. She’s probably got the  pinche virus. She’s gonna turn into one of them.”</p>
<p>“Hold on,” I said, but he was  running up the stairs. The dog took a look at me and ran after him. “Jorge!  Wait!”</p>
<p>Running up the stairs was not an  option for me. But I couldn’t let Jorge do what he was going to do. I took the  steps slowly, pulling myself up. He was right at her door at the top of the  steps.</p>
<p>“Jorge, stop!” I wanted to  understand this thing first.</p>
<p>He was in Mom’s room. I forced  myself the rest of the way. He was aiming at her. Jorge.” He turned. I stood my  ground and aimed. And shot.</p>
<p>He crumpled to the floor.</p>
<p>The dog sniffed at his body.</p>
<p>I bent down to check him — and  from behind me my mother latched on to my neck.</p>
<p>She was one of them now. Jorge had  been right. She’d been infected.</p>
<p>She was strong, but skinny. I found  the pistol on the floor and used it.</p>
<p>The house was quiet after that. I  didn’t feel anything. The world had turned into a crazier place that I ever  could’ve imagined. I had fought a war to help protect people I had just killed.</p>
<p>I checked the MP. One bullet left.</p>
<p>Old Pendejo whimpered. He nudged me  in my leg, but gently, almost caressing it. That’s when I realized. He was all  bit up, too, like Mom had been. And those crazies outside.</p>
<p>Could it turn a dog? I wonder if  he was wondering that, too.</p>
<p>He looked at me with those big,  brown blazing eyes. He knew. And he knew what I had to do.</p>
<p>I had seen some of my best friends  killed in front of me, but I never did for them what I did for that dog. I  cried. I cried like a child.</p>
<p>“Goodbye, Pendejo,” I said.</p>
<p>* * *</p>
<p>I  got the rest of the ammo and took the truck. Wasn’t much gas left but I figured  I’d take it as far as it would go.</p>
<p>I got a few miles from the house  when I saw them. Over two dozen of them, moving on the road that slow, stumbly  way they do. There was no way around them. I revved the engine. As I came to  them, they looked up and reached out for me.</p>
<p>I plowed. They were softer than  people.</p>
<p>They flew apart in pieces.</p>
<p>There were so many of them.</p>
<p>I lost control of the truck. I  couldn’t see where I was going with the blood on the windshield. The engine  lurched. Then I hit something. Hard. The truck spun and turned, and turned  over. Glass. Metal crunching. Then it stopped.</p>
<p>I crawled halfway out, got to my  feet, reached back slowly for the rifle.</p>
<p>They were coming for me.</p>
<p>I got partway to my knees and  took a position. I started shooting at everything that moved, my rage boiling  in my guts.</p>
<p>“Pinche gringo culero ve a  chingar a tu reputisima madre!”</p>
<p>I shot and reloaded, shot and  reloaded.</p>
<p>“Pinche gringo culero ve a  chingar a tu reputisima madre!”</p>
<p>And then — I thought there would  be more. But it was silent there on the road.</p>
<p>I collapsed on the ground.  Something else was broken inside me.</p>
<p>I couldn’t get very far. I didn’t  have the will. I didn’t want to go no more. I was on the side of the road. I  had one arm curled under me, my other hand opening and closing on the dirt.</p>
<p>It took a long while, but then he  came. Of course he would. I turned my head as much as I could and saw him,  walking slowly in. Doing that death walk, but on four legs. He looked even  mangier. Old Pendejo. Bullet hole in his hide. Those old sparkling eyes empty  now, but still looking right at me.</p>
<p>Well. If it’s going to happen,  might as well be your best friend.</p>
<p>I could feel its hot breath on my  neck &#8211; it stank like death and latrines &#8211; and just as a drop of foamy spittle  hit me and made me shiver, the dog bit.</p>
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		<title>ZOMBIE MONKEY by Kellye Parish</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Look at that psychotic monkey.”
I glanced up from where I sat, sprawled  across the top of a mossy flat boulder that was once a temple pillar, and  looked in the direction Roy was turned. I moved with languid care; there was a  viper coiled in a patch of warm Cambodian sunlight next [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“Look at that psychotic monkey.”</p>
<p>I glanced up from where I sat, sprawled  across the top of a mossy flat boulder that was once a temple pillar, and  looked in the direction Roy was turned. I moved with languid care; there was a  viper coiled in a patch of warm Cambodian sunlight next to my steel-toed boot,  and since I didn’t know what sort of snake he was, I thought it would be better  not to offend him. There were things in the jungle much scarier than a basking  snake, but a snakebite thousands of miles from MTV-watching civilization would be  no picnic, either.<span id="more-515"></span></p>
<p>There was indeed a psychotic monkey, and  two pissed-off young tigers, too. The tigers were being chased around a small  clearing a few hundred yards down the river. I set my crossbow along one thigh  and paused to watch the monkey swing down from the trees in a suicidal dive to  snatch an ear or tail of the two dozing tigers. The tigers would fly into a  rage, lunging at the monkey only to have it swing away, probably smirking all  the while.</p>
<p>Other than the amused screeching of the  monkey, the indignant squalls of the tigers, and the drone of rainforest white  noise, the only other sound—so out-of-place in the jungle—was the slick  metallic clicks and sliding swipes of weapons being maintained. Crossbows  disassembled, cleaned, and reassembled. Knives ground against a whetstone,  honed to razor sharpness. Guns oiled and repaired. The clinking racket of ammo  belts and cases of bullets as they were inventoried.</p>
<p>Roy was leaned back against the wide  furrowed trunk of a tree that stretched hundreds of feet in the air. A  sawed-off shotgun stood propped against his knee.</p>
<p>“That’s some crazy shit,” Roy continued,  his gaze never leaving the monkey as it tormented the two tigers. The poor cats  were too young to even begin to know how to retaliate against the obnoxious,  gangly creature vaulting overhead.</p>
<p>I watched the tigers with the others and  took a deep breath of rain that hadn’t fallen yet. It was a quiet moment, the  calm before the storm. The deserted village was miles down the road, and we had  half our pay already. Nobody was living in the village of Samrong anymore, but  then, we weren’t there to mess with the living.</p>
<p>Blake sat on the back of the jeep with Luke  and Ryan, sharpening the pikes while Luke did inventory and Ryan rolled a  spliff, balancing it precariously on his overturned canteen. His hair spilled  into his eyes over reflective sunglasses, and I could see where Roy  accidentally singed his bangs the night before in a game of  Chase-The-Sniper-With-A-Flaming-Stick. When you’re stuck in the middle of the  Cambodian jungle with a jeep full of ammunition, recreational substances, five  Gameboys, and a dwindling supply of double A batteries, your extracurricular  activities get a little creative.</p>
<p>I contemplated Roy’s commentary for a  moment, taking the spliff when it was handed to me, and said, “I really don’t  like monkeys.”</p>
<p>“Awwwwww.” Roy raised an eyebrow at me, lip  stuck out in a mock pout. The ring in his lip caught the sunlight in a blinding  star that was there and gone again in the twilight of the canopy. “What did  monkeys ever do to you? Were you traumatized by Curious George as a child?”</p>
<p>“I just don’t like them. They’re dumb  enough to be useless to society and smart enough to be obnoxious. Monkeys are  just people that didn’t make the hump. I think monkeys taking over the world is  my worst case scenario.”</p>
<p>“Zombies taking over the world isn’t your  worst case scenario? ‘Cause I’m thinking zombies taking over the world would be  worse.”</p>
<p>“I can fight zombies. I do <em>that</em> for a living. But monkeys are  tricky, and they have prehensile tails and tiny needle teeth. Zombies can’t  attack you from above. Plus, zombies are pretty slow. Monkeys are like little  midget ninjas. But with claws and a banana fetish.”</p>
<p>“What about zombie monkeys?” Blake said.  Beside him, Luke blew a smoke ring that caught the light in a dancing golden  hoop and passed to Ryan.</p>
<p>“That would suck,” Ryan added sagely.</p>
<p>“Indeed. But if the good people of Cambodia  were to be plagued with zombie monkeys as well as zombie people, its tourism  would probably suffer. The walking undead are kind of interesting. Zombie  monkeys are just damned scary. You might get some crazy assholes that would  want to be helicoptered in to see zombies, but anybody who isn’t touched in the  head would stay the hell away from zombie monkeys.”</p>
<p>“I saw a zombie cat once,” Luke said as he  slung an ammo belt over his head, attempting to contribute to the seriousness  of the conversation. I didn’t really want to think about zombie <em>cats</em>, either. I sort of wished someone  would change the subject.</p>
<p>An enraged roar drew our attention away.  One of the two tigers was dangling from the trunk of a tree by its claws, and  the monkey had retreated to the safety of the higher branches. The tiger  finally fell backwards into a bed of ferns. Ryan laughed so hard he fell off  the tailgate of the jeep.</p>
<p>“You know what would be really funny?” I  asked.</p>
<p>“What?”</p>
<p>“If after all this goofing around, the  tigers finally caught and disemboweled the monkey. Those tigers are pissed.  This could go from happy-go-lucky to National Geographic real fast.”</p>
<p>“Are you kidding? That wouldn’t be funny at <em>all</em>.”</p>
<p>“Maybe you just have a lack of appreciation  for good irony.”</p>
<p>“Or a lack of appreciation for the sight of  animals getting eaten alive.”</p>
<p>The snake curled up by my heel, unnerved by  some unknown in the jungle—or maybe just by Ryan’s laughter—peacefully  slithered across my ankle and into the bush. Suddenly, as quickly as the monkey  appeared, it was gone, rocketing through the trees and howling all the way.</p>
<p>Further into the jungle, something else  screamed…but it was definitely not a monkey.</p>
<p>We weren’t on vacation, after all.</p>
<p>“All right, kids. It’s time to pack up the  car and head to town,” I said. “No rush, but hurry the hell up.”</p>
<p>As easily as they fell into relaxation  mode, the boys were serious again. Professional killers raised on video games,  the trained slayers of things other people had nightmares about. I’d usually  say it’s a dirty job and somebody has to do it, but that somebody isn’t <em>us.</em> We could use some help from the  Cambodian army for a change; a tank or two would be nice. Still, the pay is  good, and we get to blow shit up sometimes.</p>
<p>Luke, Ryan, and Blake loaded the jeep and  climbed into the back. I got into the driver’s seat and Roy, ever the  navigator, curled up in the passenger seat like a cat. Once everyone was  settled in, I started her up and began the slow, laborious job of easing the  Range Rover along the primitive dirt road between villages.</p>
<p>It was almost dark. The sun, which was so  warm and golden before, was sinking behind the canopy of the trees, sending the  jungle from a comfortable half-light to gloom. <em>Not </em>my favorite time to hunt. We wouldn’t get to the village  tonight. And we wouldn’t fight. Not in the dark.</p>
<p>“Hey.” Roy’s voice was soft in the  passenger seat.</p>
<p>“Hm?”</p>
<p>“Do you think that…the zombies, well…do you  think that, I mean, can they still know things? Can they think?”</p>
<p>It was an unexpected question, and it took  me by surprise. I started to say <em>Fuck if  I know</em>, because if you’re the least bit unsure, <em>fuck if I know </em>pretty much covers you, but the look in Roy’s eyes  told me that would be a bad response. As usual, he was being absolutely  serious. I shrugged, not really wanting to think about it.</p>
<p>“Jesus Christ, do you think they know  they’re <em>dead?”</em></p>
<p>I let the not-silence of the jungle creep  into the jeep as we made our way and didn’t say a word. If there’s an answer to  that particular question, I have no idea what it is. And I don’t want to know.  Hopefully, if the deadheads ever get a hold of me, someone will take me out  before I have a chance to figure it out.</p>
<p>I don’t <em>ever</em> want to have to know.</p>
<p>Kind of like zombie monkeys, some things  were just too damned scary to think about.</p>
<p>“Shut up, Roy,” I said, and handed him a  cigarette.</p>
<p>He did.</p>
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		<title>FOR CAROLYN by Dylan Charles</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alex Scott hiked up from the cabin  through the snow, taking care not to get too far from the path. The snow got  deep and got deep quick and if he wasn&#8217;t careful, he&#8217;d end up to his waist in  snow.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alex Scott hiked up from the cabin  through the snow, taking care not to get too far from the path. The snow got  deep and got deep quick and if he wasn&#8217;t careful, he&#8217;d end up to his waist in  snow.</p>
<p>It was stupid to leave the cabin in the  first place. Erin and Carolyn would be up by tonight, tomorrow morning at the  latest and he should be getting the place prepared. Couldn&#8217;t afford to get lost  with the world bein&#8217; the way it was. They all needed to stick together. <span id="more-513"></span></p>
<p>But he was bored, plain and simple.  Tired of hanging around an empty log cabin in the middle of nowhere. Tired of  listening to the wind howl at night. Tired of keeping a constant watch, looking  for what might be comin&#8217;. Tired of watching snow fall, white on white, layering  higher and higher, hiding what might be lyin&#8217; on the ground.</p>
<p>So he went for a walk before he went nuts.  Last thing they all needed was for him to go stir crazy so early on. God only  knows how long they were going to have to stay up here.</p>
<p>Alex walked along, his footsteps  breaking through new snow, the only sound to follow him. Most of the animals  must have taken to ground already. He hadn&#8217;t seen any deer so far, which might  be a problem. They could only live on canned food for so long.</p>
<p>A long, low moan broke into his  thoughts. Alex froze and tried to pinpoint where it had come from. His heart  thudded and Alex thought he could hear it pounding underneath his coat. And if  he could hear, God knows what else could too.</p>
<p>There. That moan again. He knew what it  was. He had heard it was impossible for them to be this far north, not in this  cold. He had to see. Had to find it, make sure there weren&#8217;t more. Make sure it  was just the one.</p>
<p>He broke from the path and pushed on  through the trees, the snow getting knee deep. His muscles got tired fast and  he had trouble feeling his toes, but he kept on going. He had to find it. He  stopped to listen every few feet. There it was again. He shifted his direction  slightly and kept on going.</p>
<p>The trees were getting thicker and Alex  began to get worried that he wouldn&#8217;t be able to find his way back. If another  snow storm came this way, his tracks would be covered and he&#8217;d be royally  screwed. He entered a small clearing and all thoughts of snow storms were  driven from his mind.</p>
<p>In the clearing, someone had made a  campsite, tents sitting round a campfire. Apparently, Alex and his family  weren&#8217;t the only ones to decide to come up here to get away from it all. There  were three tents. Two were open, unzipped and letting in the cold. The third  had been pulled down. Blood was splashed across the snow in front of it and  Alex could see a pair of boots poking out from under the tent. There was no  snow on the tents or the boots, so they had set up camp after last night&#8217;s snow  fall. Whatever had happened had happened fast.</p>
<p>The fire was just smoldering logs and  ash now. It had gone out not too long ago. Alex stepped further into the  campsite, wishing he had brought his gun. &#8220;Hello? Is anyone&#8230;&#8221; he  almost said alive. &#8220;Is anyone here?&#8221;</p>
<p>Silence, not even the moaning. He walked  over to the collapsed tent first. Maybe this had been the problem and they  killed it. If so, there might be survivors and they ran out into the woods in a  panic.</p>
<p>He lifted the tent off the body and  winced. It looked like it had been a man. Shot at close range in the face.  Didn&#8217;t prove that it was one of them, but at least Alex knew it was definitely  dead. He bent down and took ahold of one of the man&#8217;s arms. Not stiff, rigor  hadn&#8217;t set in. Hell, the body hadn&#8217;t even frozen yet. He rolled up the man&#8217;s  sleeves. Nothing on the right arm. Alex grimaced when he got to the left  though. A nasty bite midway up the arm, near the elbow. Yep, dead man had been  one, but his friends took care of him.</p>
<p>So where did they go?</p>
<p>Alex stood back up and looked around. He  should go back and get his gun before he did anymore searching. It was too  dangerous and Erin and Carolyn depended on him. He had to do this carefully.</p>
<p>He stepped past one of the other tents  and was knocked to the ground as something lurched through the flaps. Alex fell  onto his back and pushed at the woman, trying to keep her mouth away from him.</p>
<p>He pushed against her throat with his  left arm, while he reached toward the campfire, hoping for one, sturdy log. The  woman clicked her teeth, again and again, long blond hair falling into his  face. He avoided looking at her, didn&#8217;t want to see more than he already had.  That circle of teeth marks around her left eye, the empty socket, didn&#8217;t need  to see that again.</p>
<p>He heaved up on her and knocked her body  back. He scrambled onto all fours and grabbed a log, turned and struck her on  the head just as she reached him. The log disintegrated into sodden ash and she  grunted, but didn&#8217;t stop. She bit down hard on his right wrist and he howled,  jerking his arm out of her mouth and then punching her as hard as he could in  her empty eye socket. Her head snapped back and she fell backwards. Alex  grabbed another piece of wood and then bashed once, twice, three times. And she  stopped moving.</p>
<p>Alex sat down hard, out of breath. He  looked at his wrist, a perfect half circle of teeth marks above and below,  blood trickling from the wound. Alex stared, long and hard and time seemed to  stop for an instant.</p>
<p>He jumped to his feet and ran, leaving  behind the bloody abattoir behind him, all thoughts of survivors fleeing his  mind. He just wanted to get out of there. Needed to get out of there.</p>
<p>He ran back along his trail, up the path  and up to the cabin, threw himself through the door and fell onto the floor,  exhausted and out of breath. His legs burned from the exertion and he felt like  he was going to throw up. Sweat poured down his face and he just lay on the  floor, his heart jack-hammering.</p>
<p>He pulled off his coat and stared at the  wound on his wrist. Fine, black lines were leading away from the wound,  trailing along the blood vessels. He had to stop it somehow. He ran into the  bathroom and dug through the medicine cabinet, pulling out the bottle of  hydrogen peroxide. He stared at it for a second and threw it to one side. If  that&#8217;s all it took to stop it, there wouldn&#8217;t be preachers talking about the  end of days right now.</p>
<p>He went into the kitchen and turned on  the gas stove; flames jumped up and lit the kitchen. The house was getting dark  as the sun set, but Alex didn&#8217;t bother to light any lanterns. He had to act  quickly.</p>
<p>He dug around in the drawers trying to  find&#8230;there, that should be big enough. He took the butcher knife in his  unbitten hand and lay it across the lit burner. The blade grew hot and still  hotter. He left it on for five minutes, before taking it off. Alex took two  deep breaths, shut his eyes and then lay the flat of the blade across the bite.</p>
<p>He screamed, but still kept the blade  pressed down. The smell of burning hair and flesh filled the room. He finally  just dropped the knife and fell to his knees, clutching his burned and bitten  arm. He stayed that way, on his knees with his eyes shut tightly, praying that  he had killed the infection, that there was no way it could possibly spread.</p>
<p>Alex took in a deep breath and opened  his eyes and looked at the injury. At first it looked all right. The skin was  red, peeling and a blister was rapidly raising and it freely wept pus, but  there was no trace of the infection. It was a shallow bite, maybe it hadn&#8217;t had  enough time to set in.</p>
<p>But then he saw the tiny black threads  tracing through his skin. He could see it spreading before his eyes, trailing  down his arm. He buried his face in his good hand while the infected arm hung  limply at his side. It hurt to move it.</p>
<p>He was going to turn into one of them.  Going to become some horrible&#8230;thing. Erin would have to kill him, put him  down before he could hurt their daughter. And then what? She hadn&#8217;t even been  camping before. The place was his, left to him by his father. They would starve  or freeze without him. And what if they were attacked? Erin couldn&#8217;t fend them  off by herself, not with Carolyn to look after as well.</p>
<p>He stood up on shaky legs. He couldn&#8217;t  let that happen. Wouldn&#8217;t let that happen. He went outside and picked up the  hatchet that leaned again the firewood pile. He looked up at the sky. Night  would fall soon. Erin was supposed to bring Carolyn after night fell, to make  it less likely that someone would follow her to the cabin.</p>
<p>He went back inside with the hatchet. He  set it on the counter and placed the cast iron skillet on the stove. While he  waited for it to get hot, he took off his belt and cinched it up above his  elbow, as tight as he could get it. He stared in amazement at the black trails  that led up his forearm. He needed to move more quickly. He went over to the  stove and laid his arm on the stovetop, next to the pan. He could feel the heat  radiating from the surface.</p>
<p>He gripped the hatchet in his left hand  and rested the blade against the skin. He watched his skin crease. He raised  the hatchet and brought it down again slowly, just below the elbow. It was  awkward, but he thought he could manage enough strength to do the job.</p>
<p>&#8220;Ok,&#8221; he whispered, raised the  hatchet and brought it down with a wet thud. Pain, an explosion of pain made  the world go grey around the edges. Alex raised the hatchet and brought it down  again. And again. And again.</p>
<p>Blood pumped weakly from the stump, his  tourniquet doing a decent job. He felt the world going grey again and swooned,  nearly falling away from the stove. He had one more thing to do though and then  he could let himself pass out. He grabbed the skillet, the handle burning his  unprotected hand. He pressed the glowing hot pan against his stump, cauterizing  the wound and killing what was left of the infection. He screamed, dropped the  pan on the stove and passed out onto the floor.</p>
<p>He awoke an hour later, feeling  feverish. He was lying on his back by the stove. He had trouble remembering  what had led to him being here. And then the pain reminded him. Slow, sickening  waves of it rolling from his arm. His missing arm. Gone now. He didn&#8217;t look at  his stump, couldn&#8217;t do it. Couldn&#8217;t look just yet. He stood up, a wave of dizziness  rolling through him. He turned off the stove with his left hand and stared at  all the blood on the stove. No wonder he was so dizzy. He giggled.</p>
<p>Something seemed missing though.</p>
<p>And then it hit him. His arm was gone.  It had fallen onto the stovetop and now it was gone. He turned around and  looked on the floor. A red streak led toward the front door. Feeling a chill  deep in his heart, he followed the trail and saw his hand crawling toward the  door. Dragging itself along by its nails. With a primal yell, Alex snatched up  the hatchet again and began to chop up his right arm. Again and again and again  he brought down the blade, but the pieces still moved and jived. Weeping, he  kept going, until his left arm refused to continue, the muscles seizing.</p>
<p>Alex sat there, tears rolling down his  face, the dizziness stronger than ever. In the dying light of day, in the open  doorway, he finally looked down at the stump. Small black lines ran up past his  elbow and up under the sleeve of his shirt. He lifted his shirt and saw the  lines spreading across his chest and down toward the waistband of his jeans. He  dropped his shirt and stood up.</p>
<p>He staggered out into the living room,  headed for the gun rack. He had to finish it, before they came home. Alex  tripped and fell and lay still on the floor.</p>
<p>A few hours later, Erin drove up with  Carolyn in the seat next to her. She was tired and had been driving for most of  the day, taking multiple routes, making sure she wasn&#8217;t being trailed by anyone  looking for a place to hide, for easy picking. They couldn&#8217;t risk the infection  reaching the cabin. It was their last possible refuge.</p>
<p>Carolyn had fallen asleep, which was a  blessing. There had been those things along the side of the road and that was  the last thing she needed to see. Erin parked the car behind Alex&#8217;s and got  out. There were no lights on inside. That was bad. Alex would have a fire going  at least.</p>
<p>She opened the front door and stepped on  something. She frowned and looked down, in the dark, it looked like the remains  of some animal. There was a hatchet laying next to it, covered with drying  blood. Ignoring the blood, she bent down and picked up the hatchet. She also  grabbed the lantern that had been hanging next to the door, lighting it with a  match.</p>
<p>She walked into the kitchen and  grimaced. She could smell blood, burning something, the cabin reeked of burning  something. She stopped. The edge of the light caught something</p>
<p>Erin heard a low moan and her blood went  cold.</p>
<p>Alex shuffled into the light, his eyes  cloudy and white. His right arm was gone, but his left reached out to her, the  fingers opening and closing.</p>
<p>A wave of sadness wash over Erin and she  lowered the hatchet and put the lantern on the floor.</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh Alex,&#8221; she whispered.</p>
<p>He got closer and closer to her and when  he was within a foot or so, she raised the hatchet and hit him square in the  forehead. He sank down to the floor, pulling the hatchet from her hands. He  landed on his back, the hatchet sticking up.</p>
<p>She reached down, grabbed onto the  hatchet and planted one foot on his chest. She tugged and wiggled it free with  a wet smack. &#8220;Sorry Alex,&#8221; she murmured. She had loved Alex, but Alex  was dead and she couldn&#8217;t die too. There was Carolyn to think about. Someone  had to take care of her.</p>
<p>Erin swung the hatchet down on his neck  to remove the head. Better safe than sorry. Again and again she brought it  down. For Carolyn.</p>
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